Simone

The world's last surviving Nickelback fan

[r @6ffside]

what i’d give to watch even the most dogshit boring hockey game rn

[Lyss 📈 @lysshoude]

Every woman has stuff. Some bigger than others, but stuff all the same. Stuff they know there’s no point in sharing. Stuff they carry in their bones. Stuff that hurts.

And every time something like this happens, that stuff gets buried a little deeper.

[izzy @suzukfield]

a woman has to give perfect, consistent details of the most traumatic moment of her life with no room for error and even then it usually still isn’t enough. while men can lie through their teeth and change their story multiple times over and still be believed over the victim.

[beccie 🕸️ @nothowyouhoped]

This is literally how your email finds me

[Stupid Seal🦭 @Stupid_Seal_]

July: "I miss hockey"
August: "I miss hockey"
September: "I miss hockey”
October: “SHOOT THE PUCK! SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK!”

[Simone @alisimoneee]

I miss my hockey. These finals mean nothing

[soulja blegh @MarcosSOTS]

this song did violent, irreversible damage to my brain chemistry and i obviously mean that in a positive way

[Simone @alisimoneee]

Since I'm bi do I get half the month or just every other day

[spelunky shore @spelunky_]

letting sports ruin my life

[𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖑 🔥 🎥 @avgmetalcoreguy]

non sexual intimacy is important!! sharing food, washing their hair, using the bathroom together, listening to Bring Me The Horizon’s 2013 groundbreaking studio album Sempiternal!!!!

[Simone @alisimoneee]

Man they really popped off when they said tattoo the body parts you don't like. I'm healed

[Simone @alisimoneee]

No one has been so happy to wear big hat 🥹🥹

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

No caption necessary.

#GoAvsGo | #BuiltDifferent

[Hockey Mountain High Podcast @HockeyMTNPod]

GABE! LANDESKOG! HAS SCORED!
O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN! WELCOME BACK TO THE GREATEST STORY IN SPORTS!
3-0 AVS!
#GoAvsGo

[Simone @alisimoneee]

I'm going to fucking sob ❤️💙

[Drew Livingstone @ProducerDrew_]

Who's ready for the loudest pre-game crowd pop in NHL history:

"STARTING AT LW. HIS 1st NHL GAME IN 1036 DAYS. FROM STOCKHOLM SWEDEN. YOUR CAPTAIN. #92. GABRIEL LANDESKOGGGGGG"

#GoAvsGo

[el @allhailcale8]

......let me not speak.

[Simone @alisimoneee]

🥹🥹🥹

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

Gabriel Landeskog’s conditioning loan has been terminated and he will rejoin the Avalanche today.

[Simone @alisimoneee]

Oh I'm emo

[kera @2inthesinbin]

the love for landy oh I’m crying

[leo @goalieenjoyer]

imagine you’re the first place colorado eagles with the red hot abby canucks on your tail vying for that number one seed and then all of a sudden you get reinforcements and it’s fucking gabriel landeskog

[a ! @rantannanen]

yeah gabe's the best captain in the whole league whether he's on the ice or not send tweet