Alison Pettit-Mellors

[Alison Pettit-Mellors @alison93x]

@SantinoFontana @Hamiltrash_Izzy Omg yes please. Advertise the shit out of it too so we don't miss it up north 😂 also, UK is small so don't feel like you need to stick to London. Do a full tour.

However, in London, Titanique is new and well worth a watch at Piccadilly!

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

just what every young girl wants to hear - you look like Tyrone from Corrie.

[𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝕮𝖑𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Jacxdad3376]

BREAKING NEWS: The Met Office has issued a severe weather warning for December 25th stating that a thick cloud of Lynx Africa will cover the majority of the United Kingdom from around 8am onwards.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Every year I start off wrapping Christmas presents with the greatest of intention to make them look beautiful, but 3 gifts in and they all start looking like something an Evri driver has dropkicked over a neighbour’s hedge into a muddy puddle.

[Aaron Luque-Gooden @Aaron_And_Stuff]

Unusually and
exceedingly
peculiar and Blonde
altogether
quite impossible
to describe

[Alison Pettit-Mellors @alison93x]

What?! #SleighMiserable
An original musical comedy, written just for us!

When? Thursday 12th December 19:30

Where? @Wilderspin_ #bartonuponhumber

@RadioHumberside @looknorthBBC @ScunthorpeLive @TheBathsHall

#theatre #SupportLocal #artsandculture #amdram #Christmas #wicked

[Alison Pettit-Mellors @alison93x]

#WhatsOn #theatre
#BartonUponHumber have an original musical comedy coming to the stage NEXT WEEK! And local support means the world!

#SleighMiserable is a hilarious homage to theatre, musicals, films and AmDram!

https://t.co/VsznwHaeIq is the link you can order tickets from!

[Alison Pettit-Mellors @alison93x]

#WhatsOn #theatre
#BartonUponHumber have an original musical comedy coming to the stage NEXT WEEK! And local support means the world!

#SleighMiserable is a hilarious homage to theatre, musicals, films and AmDram!

https://t.co/VsznwHaeIq is the link you can order tickets from!

[Marisha Wallace @marishawallace]

If you love Wicked the movie go to a theatre and see a show on stage that’s where we really need your support too. Even better see one in your local town. Theatres need your support.

[John Sutherland @policecommander]

Dear America,
Please don’t.
Sincerely,
The rest of the free world.

[Niamh Walsh @NiamhAWalsh]

I did it

I finished a lip balm

didn’t lose it, didn’t leave it

this is a very large deal for me please clap 🙏🏻

[Alison Pettit-Mellors @alison93x]

@policecommander Awww congratulations to her! This is amazing news, you must be so proud! 🤩

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

We have opened up a critical incident phone line for anyone struggling to deal with this tragic news

Thoughts and prayers with everyone affected

[Alison Pettit-Mellors @alison93x]

@amyhart1707 Yes. I'm 30. 🙃

[Alison Pettit-Mellors @alison93x]

David on Eurovision - opening of Greece:

"So... Apparently she's queefing hearts"

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

#Eurovision2024

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: i need to go out more

also me every time i’m free:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: I'll do it at 6
Time: 6:05
Me: wow looks like I gotta wait till 7 now

[Alison Pettit-Mellors @alison93x]

Why am I sat in bed watching baby songs on Amazon Prime when my baby is asleep on me?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

6 year old me in the car thinking the moon is following me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Enter password

Wrong

Wrong

Wrong

Reset password

New password cant be your old password

[Alison Pettit-Mellors @alison93x]

How it started Vs. How it's going...

#ValentinesDay

@Tinder @Lin_Manuel