Alison Stauver

Travel Writer and Host of Alison Wanders

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

@UniversalORL @UniversalORL Here it is again: “I was hoping to say hello to my friend Demar who works at Moe’s. He’s such a joy & a big part of why i return. Since you’re keeping me away from the park today, please ensure he gets some sort of recognition as I’m not able to do it in person.

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

#askuniversal

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

@UniversalORL I am offering you free advice on improving this communication and making a better experience for your guests and staff.

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

@UniversalORL 😑 Sure, but it’s incredibly unclear. You need to collect feedback for improving sharing information like this. And I’m dismayed by your response. I’ll have to reconsider renewing my season pass.

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

@UniversalORL Maybe also add blockout dates for concerts to youe tweet so Seasonal Pass holder don’t get disappointed like all the people this morning. I tweeted at y’all directly too with additional feedback. This was my first time being really disappointed!

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

Thank u, next is just @ArianaGrande practicing #KonMarie. #tidyingupwithmariekondo #thankunext

[Universal Orlando Resort @UniversalORL]

The curse is:

⚪️broken

⚪️fake

🔘REAL!!! THIS WHOLE PLACE IS A TRAP! HE IS AFTER YOUR SOULS! LOOK FOR THE MEDJAI SYMBOL. IT’S YOUR ONLY HOPE!!!

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

Hey @KingsDominionVA I wanna send props to Caleb who was working on Flight of Fear today. Buy him dinner or give him a raise, maybe? #PromPosal

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

Check out the #NYPD hard at work. Instead of helping to direct traffic at a congested intersection, these cops are handing out citations to people immovably stuck in traffic. #WorkingHardOrHardlyWorking #StopRealCrimes #NewYorksLaziest

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

@americanair I love that your robo survey called me promptly tho after my call. Typical.

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

@AmericanAir Your callback system booted me twice. The third time I just put you on speaker, but by the time I got through I was out of flight options to rebook my canceled flight. Please fix your callback system.

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

My New Year’s resolution is to ride more roller coasters so I can scream freely. #LetItOut #SelfCare #TrumpsAmerica

[2 Dope Queens Podcast @2DopeQueens]

YASSSS!

First #2DopeQueensHBO special premieres tonight at 11:30PM on @HBO.

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

@2DopeQueens Uhhh obviously “White People Love Coyotes.” The shenanigans Phoebe gets into with her friends are hilarious!

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

@BARFH Where are you 😎👀

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

Dead. https://t.co/TJ5QIrVi7n

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

.@msjwilly and I celebrating our birthday yesterday (my tiara really pinched).

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

@UniversalORL @farmville83 and I come 5 x a year mostly 2 see Demar & Mickey @ Moe's. We ❤️ them and their 👌🏻 Flaming Moe skillz. #Praise

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

@drpeppertim you found me ❤️❤️❤️

[Alison Stauver @Alison__Wanders]

@MOFAD LOVE THIS EXHIBITION! Fortune cookie idea "Fortune Favors the Bold Flavors" #projectfortune