al pal

she wore a crown and came down in a bubble

[Finn Bálor @FinnBalor]

14 STAPLES

[That Guy Shane @ProfanityNewz]

Snoop Wins with the Doggy Style Elbow!!

#WWE #WrestleMania   #WrestleMania39 #CodyRhodes   #RomanReigns   #WrestleManiaGoesHollywood #WWEWrestlemania #WWEWrestlemania2023 #WWEWrestleMania39

[al pal @alison_shaffer]

@SnoopDogg really just lives his best life and I’m here for it. #WWEWrestlemania2023

[al pal @alison_shaffer]

Hi twitter. It’s been over a year now, and of course my first tweet back has to be @chrisdelia

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

It’s that time of year again!

[al pal @alison_shaffer]

“Your farts are more likely to stink than @StephenCurry30 is to make a 3 point shot and he’s the best 3 point shooter ever” -@SPOFF_ALMIGHTY

[ITS LIBRA SEASONNNN 🙂‍↔️♎️♎️ @AnayaPrude]

I will NOT eat up my money in 2022.🤣 I got food at home! I got food at home! I GOT FOOD AT HOME!!!

[al pal @alison_shaffer]

I have no business being this calm, driving around in my car with no gas, listening to Jesse McCartney after I just quit my job

[al pal @alison_shaffer]

And to make the trip even more interesting, it’s a broken table

[al pal @alison_shaffer]

My dad and I really drove to Massachusetts and back for a table and 6 caramel apples.

[Of The Trees @OfTheTrees]

plz don’t drive fucked up… and if you’re lying to your friends about how sober you are so you can drive home, think about how worth it it’ll be if you die - or even just get a DUI. like come onnnnnnn cut that shit out

[al pal @alison_shaffer]

It gives me so much joy knowing that the ONLY place open on Christmas in White Lake is where I work🙄.

[al pal @alison_shaffer]

@alyssas105 Don’t do it. You’re going to regret it when it’s at the awkward length just below the shoulders!!

[al pal @alison_shaffer]

She said she was going to go home and ask her husband if he has it 😂😂

[al pal @alison_shaffer]

Today, the girl I was working with told me she thought OnlyFans was an app for sports fans and I’ve never been more dead in my life 😂

[al pal @alison_shaffer]

John really has the nerve to lay on the couch and snore while I’m trying to type final papers after I’ve told him 3 times to go bed..

[al pal @alison_shaffer]

Getting your dogs Himalayan cheese bones is a dangerous game.

[al pal @alison_shaffer]

The amount of times I’ve almost been hit walking across Lake Michigan dr is ridiculous. Can people watch where they’re driving please

[al pal @alison_shaffer]

Whenever I listen to any songs from our wedding I instantly tear up. Such an emotional day I will never forget💛