alison muñoz

master of karate & friendship for everyone (she/her)

[alison muñoz @alisonbrooklyn]

me talking about my problems:
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me talking about how quik trip is more than just a gas station:

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[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

these commercials so ass man bring back puppymonkeybaby

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches i will admit

[kendall @internetfairie]

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

[seiya @systole_]

but does the oyster know that it’s my world

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

straight up Nazi shit

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

happy international women’s day.

[hannah @crankhart]

Took my adderall

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

OPENING DRIVE TD 😤

[lias @lias__]

Tik tok gone in the middle of me illegally watching UCA/UDA college nationals is a crime against women

[alison muñoz @alisonbrooklyn]

considering ~the ban~ is this also my time to brag that since july ‘23 i have held steadfast & my comedy still comes from an un-updated Twitter™️ & not from X bc i won’t lie that lil blue bird does make me feel superior

[alison muñoz @alisonbrooklyn]

disciplining my two kittens that don’t speak english

[ؘ @porcelaincoffin]

being strict is so fun… i said don’t do that

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

I am the way I am because my parents never picked me up on time after school

[J @journaladjacent]

How about an Emotionally Well Adjusted Man actalike contest. How about that

[sam :) kattdo @L0NELYINCHICAGO]

the only reason I ever even joined this app was one direction

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

people i haven’t spoken to in months texting me that liam payne died like he was my uncle or something

[alison muñoz @alisonbrooklyn]

“women are so complicated”