alison collins

ADHD, writes sometimes, mainly plays Stardew and watches F1

[love drops @lovedropx]

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

[sincerely, ivy marie. 💫 @sincerelyivy]

ITS THE FIRST DAY OF FALL. 🍂

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Everyone's timeline needs a cleanse and it doesn't get cleansier than Snoop Dogg dancing for a horse at the Olympics:

[alison collins @alisoncollins_]

Can’t wait for the Begian Grand Prix

[Tommo @TommoMcCluskey]

This is up there for the sassiest grand prix of all time

[mia🫧 @mia11112233]

told my gf that i’m “really into getting itchy lately” and that i am “low key in my itchy era” but it turns out i was having an allergic reaction

[alison collins @alisoncollins_]

Look, we’re not about to fat shame Albert, okay? He’s perfect.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This is the fattest polar bear in Alaska. His name is Fat Albert and he lives in a village named Katovik. He weights over 1,000lbs!

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Christ Curing a Possessed Man, by Charles-Antoine Coypel, 1856, 📸 by @RobbieJBarratt

[alison collins @alisoncollins_]

Working in retail is a uniquely harrowing experience that I think everyone should experience at least once in their lives

[molly ༻𓆪 ⎠꧂• @mkwest1005]

the dehumanisation of retail workers needs to be studied because wdym you’re shouting and swearing at me over a can of coke

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Kate Bush when she sees a hill

[alison collins @alisoncollins_]

This was the laugh I needed to keep me awake at this point in the morning

[David Challen @David_Challen]

Emily Maitlis savagery:
“You look like you’re in a cemetery, I mean is this a metaphor?”

[Rach @RachaelvsWorld]

never thought I’d feel sorry for the tory party and I was right, I don’t

[alison collins @alisoncollins_]

Pros of having a cast on: only need to shave one leg
Pros of being in a wheelchair: only need to shave the front of said leg!!

Basically, who’s winning? I think it’s me???

[alison collins @alisoncollins_]

@emansley The best girl(s)!!

[alison collins @alisoncollins_]

I unironically cannot wait for this. Feel like it might actually settle my pre-election jitters really well??

[deni @fiagirly]

Lewis Hamilton will be at CBeebies Bedtime Stories to read ‘Small's Big Dream’ at 6:50pm
Wed 3 July on CBeebies and BBC iPlayer. 🥹

[Joolia Ghoulia @Jooliasez]

Forget hot girl summer. It's Jack Nicholson summer or nothing.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"You have 60 seconds to collect as many items as you can, but be careful to avoid the mystery nationally distributed food item, otherwise you'll lose all your points."

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

there was an aquarium projector in the MRI today and they had to pause the scan twice to say “please stop moving your head to watch the fish.” i am 31 years old