Leave the baby on the rug to go make his porridge, come back to find him throwing stuff off the couch as he has managed to figure out how to kneel up and launch stuff off the couch #nothingissafenow#hidethephones
Do you think it's acceptable to phone in sick cause your struggling to get your socks and trainers on to go to work. I am so over being pregnant now....
The achievement you feel when you sit back in a tidy living room after spending the day cleaning and reorganising it with a three year old at your tail #achievementoftheday