Alison Eilf

[Alison Eilf @alisoneilf23]

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 6371 8708 5255! #PokemonGofriend #PokemonGo #PokemonGoFriendCode

[✨hoochie boy✨ @gabrrielreed]

Davina: “do any of you feel like I’m kissing your ass or I’m desperately trying to be liked?”
The girls: #SellingSunset

[Alison Eilf @alisoneilf23]

Brenda at Jiko made our first meal here memorable and provided AMAZING recommendations for us. Every single part of our meal was delicious and one of the best meals we’ve had on property! We will be back! @WaltDisneyWorld #castcompliment

[Alison Eilf @alisoneilf23]

We had an AMAZING dinner thanks to Jesus at @MorimotoAsiaFLA !! We loved our meal and felt extra special with our Green Tea Tiramisu dessert! #castcompliment @WDWGuestService

[Alison Eilf @alisoneilf23]

Me: “I am so stressed about saving enough money for this wedding.”
Also me: *spends money on useless things to make myself feel better*

[babies art @BabiesArt_]

Kendall Jenner getting ready.
#MetGala2021

[Rev. Dr. Jacqui Lewis @RevJacquiLewis]

So mask mandates violate our freedom but forced childbearing doesn't?

[lari @martiniposting]

Driving through the Midwest is just absolute nothingness and then every 70 miles you see “GOD IS REAL / HELL IS REAL TOO” followed by a sign for a store that sells XXL dildos

[jodie 🇵🇸 @yupfinglas]

by the end of march, sunset will be at 8:07pm

by april it will be 9:03pm

by may it will be 9:57pm

by june it will be 10:12pm

[Alison Eilf @alisoneilf23]

Me: “Matt could you go and get us each a paczki?”
Matt: “sure!”
*comes back with 12 paczki’s, 6 chocolate strawberry’s, and 2 cupcakes*
**and Starbucks**

[Alison Eilf @alisoneilf23]

“You’re pretty for a redhead”

[Jackson @jstrick_16]

Me opening my wallet

[Adore Delano @AdoreDelano]

.@realDonaldTrump

[albs @albertoutspoken]

Me lip syncing at the grocery store under my mask: https://t.co/30jeAVUtNL

[Alison Eilf @alisoneilf23]

@claremarieh There’s some small shops in MSP called Patina and they have the best gifts! They have a website you can go to https://t.co/YwzILfyzBK. I get so many gifts from there!

[Alison Eilf @alisoneilf23]

It’s October 20th 🙂

[MPR Weather @MPRweather]

Storm Update: Leading edge of snow has overspread Twin Cities area. Heavy snow arrives PM hours.
NWS has upgraded Twin Cities to winter storm warning.
Widespread 3" to 6" snowfall totals. Locally 7"+. #mnwx

[Alison Eilf @alisoneilf23]

@Kaercherkid77 I’ve heard peppermint oil works!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t