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[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

Me: Oh my god I’m so sorry I’ve been talking nonstop for 20 minutes, how was your weekend????

My therapist: Alison that’s not how this works

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

@MBTA you’re my enemy

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

I think I need to block the cute animal tik tok accounts I follow. I can’t keep crying in the middle of the day.

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

What’s my sign? Please, ask me what my favorite tiny desk video is

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

Is there a crossword puzzle for dummies? I need the clues to be like “what’s after one and before three”

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

NOTHING makes me angrier than men on public transit 🙃

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

Last night I’m pretty sure I ate every tortilla chip in the state of Massachusetts

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

My sexuality is the tension between Julia Roberts and George Clooney in every one of their films

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

@badgalissy They’re modeled after @dictator_b

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

@easybake_owen @thesummerset The filter 🥺

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

Wearing a “girl power” t shirt to the car garage where I will be, objectively, the most clueless person there

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

I have nightmares about forgetting my friends birthdays

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

@TheSoftestAlpha Gross

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

“I like google!!” - my mom

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

Holy SHIT. You guys. The phrase is “intents and purposes” NOT “intensive purposes”.

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

@alicefgold @mowerswowers Dude he is SO HOT?!!!

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

I tried to explain Bumble to my mom and now she’s convinced all these random people have my address

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

I wouldn’t be the person I am today without Closer by the Chainsmokers and that’s just the truth

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

@discardbabe @TheSoftestAlpha I feel likes it’s a battle between me and @discardbabe to be first to comment on a @TheSoftestAlpha tweet. You won this one…

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

@TheSoftestAlpha How is this a question

[one l alison @alisonfromcamp]

As a child I really didn’t understand poor Van Gough cutting off his ear but after one day without my lexapro I too wanna mail my ex a body part of mine and paint with thick ass paint