Alison

[Alison @alisoning]

@birgitomo 👋🏼

[Alison @alisoning]

I didn’t come to hear you sing, Eric. Please stop. #TheLittleMermaid

[Alison @alisoning]

@birgitomo We opted not to have a funeral/service and my mom helped with arrangements. I didn’t need those memories associated with my baby. I chose to remember her in my own private way. Do what you need for yourself and your immediate family.

[Alison @alisoning]

Same, Elmo, same.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is sleepy. . . Elmo will try again next year. Have a happy and safe New Year's Eve everybody! Elmo loves you. ❤️

[Alison @alisoning]

@erinotoole Only took you how long to speak out about it? Pathetic excuse for a leader.

[Alison @alisoning]

The obvious solution.

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Fritz weighed in at 399 pounds today! Let's go, Fritz; you're almost to 400 pounds! 👏👏

[Alison @alisoning]

@_scottjohnson So he knows who his Santa is.

[Alison @alisoning]

@kristatee @joeolivermd For the people*
*except children, the elderly, school staff, nurses, anyone who won’t buy up and develop greenbelt land….

[Alison @alisoning]

@_scottjohnson Definitely not tiger.

[Alison @alisoning]

@Captaincoby00 The same people applauding Sale, Fleury and Price are the ones telling LeBron to shut up and dribble. The venn diagram is a full on circle.

[Alison @alisoning]

📣📣📣

[Mike Schreiner @MikeSchreiner]

In case they need reminding, I’ve compiled a list of all the times Doug Ford and his housing minister Steve Clark said they wouldn’t touch the #Greenbelt (caution: long 🧵 ahead):

[Alison @alisoning]

#BringBackMasks

[Alison @alisoning]

Where have I heard this before? 🤡

[Colin D'Mello | Global News @ColinDMello]

Premier Doug Ford says unions should believe his promise because unions have “never had a better partner” than his government.

#onpoli #onted

[Jill Promoli @jillpromoli]

Important clarification:

Teachers and education workers don’t have 131 #PaidSickDays. They have 11 sick days. Depending on their union and contract status, they may be able to access 120 short-term medical leave days. They are not the same thing.

#onted #onlab

[Alison @alisoning]

@RudyCuzzetto @chrisglover You’re pathetic, Rudy. Go back into hiding until the next photo-opp because that’s clearly all you’re good for.

[Alison @alisoning]

Coward.

[Colin D'Mello | Global News @ColinDMello]

BREAKING: The Premier was NOT in his seat for the vote on Bill 28.

#onpoli

[Susan Sim, Ph.D. @benevolentprof]

Bill 28, Keeping Students in Class Act, uses the notwithstanding clause of the Canadian constitution and circumvents the Ontario Human Rights Code. This is no way to create legislation. Here are 4 things you can do to push back 1/6
#onpoli

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

Barnes & Noble’s Banned Books section (kids edition). Please zoom in on the reasons, and question why we would ever allow to these small minded people decide what our children can read.
*Photo credit: Brian Gallagher

[Alison @alisoning]

@McDonaldsCanada Iconic!! Loving the blast from the past

[Alison @alisoning]

Hey, Siri. How do you say…