Alison Irwin

I get way too excited about things

[Aron @kabbalahnchill]

When you see NYPD with unlimited vans, bullets, and tear gas don’t forgot we needed a gofundme to get masks for our hospital

[Jeff Bercovici @jeffbercovici]

Boy you’d think a country that can equip every cop like a soldier could equip every doctor like a doctor

[Alison Irwin @alisonirwin11]

Everyone knows I am right that America should dump Donald Trump. In a couple of years, they will thank me. Be smart, Senate. #ImpeachmentDay

[Alison Irwin @alisonirwin11]

@sirema11 @SydnaaayG Literally so accurate 😂😂😂

[Alison Irwin @alisonirwin11]

@kimmy_see Lol my old roommate had one that said bitch. Turned out to be totally true

[Alison Irwin @alisonirwin11]

@sirema11 GIRL HAHA

[Alison Irwin @alisonirwin11]

@sirema11 Yes girl get it

[Alison Irwin @alisonirwin11]

Today I told one of my trainers I was going to “take him out”.
I think he thought I meant on a date.

I was making a murder joke.

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

Still don’t wanna talk about it.

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

Remember:

1. Rivers are toxic
2. Birds can't survive
3. The Amazon's dying
4. The Arctic's melting
5. Meat is cancerous
6. Fish is poisonous
7. Milk is contaminated
8. Oxygen levels are low
9. Crops are about to fail
10. Lethal heat will kill billions

Why isn't this on TV news?

[Alison Irwin @alisonirwin11]

@sirema11 I’m in

[Alison Irwin @alisonirwin11]

A mood

[Alison Irwin @alisonirwin11]

@kimmy_see Lol right? Nah just toxic masculinity ruining the party again!!!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Faye. She wanted to bring a little sunshine into your life. Heard it can help with the happiness. 14/10 thank you so much Faye

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Sweatpants without pockets, you can fuck all the way off.

[Alison Irwin @alisonirwin11]

@MariahLeighx @instagram Wow Instagram. What shady customer service. So much for a company that cares about its users....

[Hannah Jones @HannahJones_10]

a lady at work today told me she drove a Maserati. I was like “dang that’s cool those are so nice.” She was like “yeah they’re so underrated” ...... kinda caught me off guard so when she left I went to the window to look. I wonder if this lady knows she drives a Mazda

[*~*meghan*~* @meghan_gg]

I love wine.