Ali

I'm a jewelry designer & metalsmith but mostly I just tweet about bunnies.

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

@netflix No one watching #DriveToSurvive wants to watch The Christian Horner at Home Show.

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

“We’ve got an open seat and we need to fill it with someone who’s fast.” -Otmar Szafnauer, skilled orator of #DriveToSurvive5

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

Please someone make this sentient pair of khaki pants stop talking, it hurts 😩 #DriveToSurvive5

[Alanis King @alanisnking]

Have you or a loved one witnessed Christian Horner drinking from a “Daddy” mug on Drive to Survive? You may be entitled to financial compensation

[Alanis King @alanisnking]

Burn this from my memory

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

Speaking of Alonso - bro, you can’t just be the anti-hero because you declare yourself the anti-hero. YOU AREN’T TAYLOR SWIFT #DrivetoSurvive5

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

5 seasons later and Christian Horner is still the most detestable person in all of #DriveToSurvive …and that’s saying a lot bc Alonso is also here.

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

Ok who else watched #DriveToSurvive and thought Otmar Szafnauer is an energy vampire?

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

I'm gonna need @GillianWithaG making the Snoopy BLEHH noise to be my new ringtone

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

@Cat_Cosplay @dustinjefferies

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

New game idea: draw a card with a picture of a pasty white guy on it. Answer the question: Weasley or Arcade Fire band member?

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

Suspicious of Paul, 100%. 🙋🏽‍♀️ That's some toxic masculinity if I ever saw it.

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

@googlemaps I live & work on opposite sides of Baltimore city. Normally my 1st or 2nd option is 695 but it's almost never an option now. Maps now takes me thru the city instead & if 83 is backed up I get back roads thru neighborhoods that I am not comfortable driving thru alone after dark.

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

Can we talk about how objectively terrible this latest update to @googlemaps is? At best it's inconvenient; at worst it's dangerous. I can't even select my most direct route home as an alt now. And yes, I turned off the "prioritize fuel efficient routes" option. 💀💀💀

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

@WhoresofYore Spotted these #historicalhotties aboard the USS Cassin Young in Boston yesterday!

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

@jeffinbmore @phoebe_bridgers Yah yah yah!

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

Tbh the second half of this tweet sounds a lot like life with unmedicated ADHD

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

@charleshoppes Clearly! 😂

[Ali @alisonjefferies]

Hot DAMN @WTMD this live lunch slaps!

On a completely unrelated note, I don't recommend head banging while trying to drive 😬