Alison Luntz

I make mountains out of molehills, for fun. | Theater, Photography, Musings, et al.

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This ice cream truck exists merely as a test to your willpower. And you are failing. http://t.co/hhREBCJamh

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@KatrinkaSasha boo-tee-ful, as always. Sultanahmet is certainly striking, but I like the new areas of Istanbul you're capturing these days.

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@paulboccaccio for once I can't wait for the next telemarketer to call. I am armed with weapons of incredible force.

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@paulboccaccio this is a good way to deal with many situations, I feel. Like if a cop pulls you over, or your bf tries to break up with you.

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Overheard belligerent homeless person rant: "Don't talk so hard, you stick up bitch, this is a hoedown!"

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Overheard open mic rap lyrics (male rapper) : "I need a tampon! You ain't no King Kong!

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Easy peasy, beautiful cover girl.

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Subway poster deconstruction http://t.co/xy1gqDYs0D

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Oh my god, look what I just found/adopted in the hallway. http://t.co/79ExZAFwaM

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Overheard: Two wedding photographers earnestly discussing their tactics for picking up the bride at her own wedding. Successful tactics.

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@kiraglassman I agree with this naive and blindly optimistic statement

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RT @Brokelyn Obviously, the Pope resigned because he didn't want to deal with Twitter

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Obligatory snowstorm pic. It's so beautiful out there. http://t.co/8lKPwhWm

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We're not too big on pennies 'round these parts. http://t.co/xxIqpcvb

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Today I wore a different pair of pants than the ones I have worn the last 7 days in a row. It is a day of accomplishments.

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@LizGrammaticas the kraine theater!

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It's been awhile, but I'm back in another box (office). (nostalgia, @lizgrammaticas?) http://t.co/UCfMicbz

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Laundry night, long overdue. http://t.co/FffAsv02

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Just waiting to be photographed. http://t.co/3sZDpB1L

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I got nothin. http://t.co/TrBwBfjU