Alison Baker

fundraiser by day, fun raiser by night. old soul who enjoys the simple things in life. fountain of useless knowledge & song lyrics #cheapbutboujee #odu17

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

the only issue i have with mandatory masking is that we waited until july to enforce it when we could’ve done it in april and probably not have 70k cases of covid in Ohio if y’all would just wear a damn mask... but what do i know

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

@M1lani If you’re facing the house, it’s on the right lol

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

@M1lani Omg is it her next door neighbor?? I was looking at their house for a tax lien bc they owe over $20k lol makes me want to do it even more.

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

It’s the day the music died. Will we get some American Pie from @JasonIsbell tonight at the paramount?? #fingerscrossed for an encore special🤞🏻

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

Me after realizing there’s only 12 days left to wear white pants.

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

@M1lani I just want to know how ottney has not infiltrated this group chat lol

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

You ever just at your desk vibin’ and realize you are 3 minutes deep into Colt 45 playing out loud on your desk speaker.. no? Just me? 😬

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

Is part of having a manic episode not being able to recognize you’re having one?

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

I’m about three days away from needing to have one of those tiktok rescue cleaners come to my house

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

Complains to @nmariehicks and then we spend an hour doing what I complained about because I don’t care to help people but I really just want people to put forth their own effort and that’s why I love her.

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

Every time I try to be a high maintenance person my cosmetic professional leaves. I’m over this.

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

@mirandapauley15 @shannonsense_ @krs2017 lo

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

Thais for. X for the x teainactment tm fox r@bid h.

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

They should play elevator music in all public bathrooms.

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

If you don’t have a best friend that you insist solve all your medical ailments, then I feel bad for you.

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

@Mr_AWhite Sure. I’d be honored.

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

If you’re considering getting married, DO NOT PLAN A WEDDING. Elope.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Happy Pride y’all!

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

@kayla_sueann @ottneyj unfortunately

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

#youmightbearedneck if you use an air mattress pump to syphon the nasty water out of your last season Walmart pool after 2 squirrels drowned in it this week

[Alison Baker @alisonmjbaker]

@M1lani @shannonsense_ @TheBiasBias Got you 💕