alison 🍉

Lover of cheese, margaritas, & anything watermelon. Trying to navigate the adult life any way possible - will trade warm hugs for life tips.

[Brendan @Bingbing_21]

.@Facebook fix your customer service. My mom was hacked weeks ago and you guys have done nothing to help and even went as far as to say she was the problem. She owns a small business and your lack of awareness is making it more difficult to connect to customers during a pandemic.

[alison 🍉 @alisonnnn92]

.@Facebook customer service is garbage. My mother in law’s page that is connected to her local restaurant page was hacked. We have tried several times to get assistance from Facebook, but each attempt is ignored. Her business is suffering because of this. Do better!

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

This tweet is for all the healthcare workers, emergency workers, grocery store workers and more who are doing so much to help us through. We see you and we love you.

[alison 🍉 @alisonnnn92]

Yes, I just came out of tweet hibernation for this

[alison 🍉 @alisonnnn92]

Feeling personally victimized that @tiarachel91 was not chosen as #TheBachelorette 💔

[Jared Sullinger Sr. @Jared_Sully0]

Rest In Peace Kobe Bryant
Rest In Peace Gianna Bryant
Rest In Peace Alyssa Altobelli
Rest In Peace John Altobelli
Rest In Peace Kerry Altobelli
Rest in Peace Christina Mauser
Rest in Peace Sarah Chester
Rest in Peace Payton Chester
Rest in Peace Ara Zobayan

[Dylan @therealDBcoop]

Life’s too short. Let the little shit go and love those around you.

[alison 🍉 @alisonnnn92]

Nothing like finally making it home from your honeymoon after a 15 hour travel day to find out your bags didn’t make it with you 🙄 sorry @SouthwestAir, you’ve got two very unhappy newlyweds.

[alison 🍉 @alisonnnn92]

#NewProfilePic

[alison 🍉 @alisonnnn92]

I can’t be the only one who sees this resemblance 😳 #BachelorInParadise

[alison 🍉 @alisonnnn92]

More than readyyyyy🍻🎸👢

[STL Sports Central @STLSprtsCntrl]

If the #STLBlues sweep the Bruins in the Stanley Cup Final, everyone who RTs this tweet will get a Blues Stanley Cup Champion T-shirt.

[alison 🍉 @alisonnnn92]

Help: when I put my Apple Watch in workout mode, it continuously stops in the middle of the workout even when it’s in lock mode. Even when I resume it, it will stop again 10 seconds later. Why is this happening?! @AppleSupport

[alison 🍉 @alisonnnn92]

@ATT/@DIRECTV/@ATTCares There have also been several other issues with services since July. You all are about .5 seconds away from losing a customer that has several different services through you all. (Phone, Internet, and tv).

[alison 🍉 @alisonnnn92]

.@ATT/@DIRECTV has the worst customer service I’ve ever experienced. I’m on my third phone call of 2+ hours (& counting for this one) of talking with multiple people, telling them my issue, and then being transferred to another person who ALSO doesn’t help and transfers me again.

[dean michael unglert @deanie_babies]

Most days are fine. Some days are really hard. I really miss my mom 💜

[alison 🍉 @alisonnnn92]

If I had $1 for every time someone commented on my name being Alison Krause I’d probably have as much money as @AlisonKrauss

[alison 🍉 @alisonnnn92]

We hate each other.

[alison 🍉 @alisonnnn92]

It’s a Monday with no Bachelor and I’m sad about it but I’m still drinking wine so I’m doing okay.

[alison 🍉 @alisonnnn92]

There was more cheering in the audience for the announcement of Becca as Bachelorette than Arie and Lauren’s proposal, just sayin’ 🤷🏼‍♀️ #TheBachelor