Ali❂

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

foreva
foreva eva
foreva eva eva

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

im a slut for details

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Back (but different this time). Starting tomorrow, get Nacho Fries with Yellowbird Sauce while supplies last.

[PFF @PFF]

WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2️⃣ TRIPLE 3️⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞

AT BK 🧑‍🍳

HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷‍♂️

YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Making eye contact with someone while taking a bite of your Bean Burrito is a form of intimacy that we can't explain.

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

What if The Bell had a yearly wrap-up?

"You bought 217 Baja Blasts in 2022."
"You were in the top .01% of 1am drive-thru orders."
"You only spilled sauce on your shirt six times."

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

This one's all you, #TeamEnchirito. The Enchirito™ will be back for a limited time starting 11/17.

[Omaha Scanner @omaha_scanner]

Caller says a female is putting raviolis in his gas tank.

[Ali❂ @AlisonObst]

@ClaireGoodwater Why do you think I haven’t said anything?!

[Ali❂ @AlisonObst]

@machinegunkelly C

[Ali❂ @AlisonObst]

@tacobell Yeah except they are more than $2 on the app now…🙄

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

it’s a full blood moon and an eclipse tonight…magic ✨

[Battle Creek Track & Field @BattleCreek_TF]

The Braves add onto the list of state qualifiers with additional qualifiers: Jacob Ottis in the Shot Put and Discus, Boden Obst in the Long Jump, Dylan Amick in the 110H, and Brock West in the 800M #BurkeBound

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

if i eat one more bowl of mac and cheese i’m going to turn into a noodle

[Redmond Reed @RedmondReed]

I usually don’t tweet but when I do... PT 2

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

they should bring back tooth tunes

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

i filmed this music video last night in my living room on an iphone.
run it up 🥳🥳
“ay” feat. @LilTunechi

https://t.co/7jQrukz8E5

[Ali❂ @AlisonObst]

Why do I always run out of tampons when I’m at my brokest

[Ali❂ @AlisonObst]

@ClaireGoodwater I just love when you do these so I had to copy