uncle claire

yeah I’m a little bit like Garfield (she/they)

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

put the freaking flags at half mast

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

hater until proven stan

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

abolishing the penny rn feels like another twist from the knife and i’m heartbroken

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

you grew up on mr. rager

i grew up on mr. cardamom

we are not the same

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

me staying home on halloween is a recession indicator

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

it’s always the nights you wanna try onions on your subway sandwich that the subways are all closed for the evening

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

coming back to this god forsaken place for him ❤️

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

FINE! i’ll say it: i LIKE it when people are pure of heart! i LOVE to see them full of glee!

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

sucks to be the dude who had to open a one-man comedy show the day after THAT

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

@paytonlong2 Let the nectar heal you, brother.

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

every day is an apocalypse when you haven’t had your dr. pepper yet

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

@RyanJFurlong Only the worthy may layeth their eyes upon such beauty and mystery.

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

@canned_meatloaf she’d have to actually pay attention and not fall asleep to have any details on you

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

@CraigJoJoSiwa this is what boys do not realize

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

@MrMenish @BCBraves reunited once again by the power of theatre!

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

all phobia no homo

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

can dr. pepper perform abortions?

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

jim pillin? more like
i’m killin (myself)

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

How I feel eating Tostitos hint of lime chips

[uncle claire @claire_uncle]

@paytonlong2 boy with the pink collar

[HeyItsVal88🔶MACHINA MORI ▶ World End Credits @PuyoSquid88]

people explaining why they hate the barbie movie https://t.co/a0a9xXm4In