alisonskyef

Cat lover, HR pro, always a little hungry

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Groove, slam, work it back
Filter that, baby, bump that track
Space Cowboy, just play that track
Gaga in the room, so starstruck
Cherry, cherry, cherry, cherry, boom, boom

[gal kilmer @beepupkin]

i bring a sort of "i have an ethical objection to the use of generative ai" vibe to every single conversation lately that nobody really likes

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

@jzux https://t.co/h1OulQ2JjC

[ihatepivots @ihatepivots]

just had my year end review and they've decided they're gonna put me down

[adam @kingofthelocals]

Lock it in

[a lonely crazy boy⸆⸉ ♥️ @abidnights]

@myfaceisnotbig Don’t run from intelligence this way bestie

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

"Only fans dead squirrel" "Bin Laden shooter concubine" "Iowa"

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

chappell roan: H-O-T-T-O-G-O

george lucas, nodding: yes, i should name a weird little guy Hotto Go

[alisonskyef @alisonskyef]

@erikg33 Guiltless Impwhisker

[alisonskyef @alisonskyef]

Imagine getting a Foot Locker gift card just imagine it

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Are you ever just being a woman and you think “oh this is how an svu episode starts”

[alisonskyef @alisonskyef]

@athy_nel Me obvi