tears of a drag queen 💧

don’t come unprepared

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

@nostalgiapro @InternetH0F In Australia they just turn the lights on and help you carry stuff to your car. They have house insurance for that bro, no need for things to get bloody.

[Maxwell Aden @iammaxwelladen]

@InternetH0F my own tweet blowing my mind

[helen @helen]

there comes a time in every man’s life when he must decide which of these hats he’s going to wear every day for the rest of his life

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

@jarom04 @phx787 @SwannMarcus89 Well “hilarious” might be an overstatement. But I guess that’s subjective…

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

WHAT TH FUCK IS X??

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

Every time an audiobook or a podcast episode is ending and the music starts to fade in, I start looking around like “woah— where’s that music coming from???!!” 😮
😂😂

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

@wyrmfeast Fried food rarely disappoints

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

I like rollercoaster rides but mostly because they only last for a few minutes and afterwords I can just go eat fried food peacefully. Emotional rollercoasters don’t hit the same lol

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

@ibogost It’s where leftovers really shine

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

Bees are like bartenders. Picture it.

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

If i don’t want to do something but I have to, I just set a timer for 10 minutes and only do that thing for 10 minutes, and somehow, it helps.

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

Trade recipes with people via snail mail 😊💌
I’m coordinating this recipe swap through my webshop. Sign up before May 1st ♥️
https://t.co/ena7a9jJEJ

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

In the ordinary sits some of life’s purest blessings.

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

Fuck it, I’ll drink by myself. I’m still finna dance and have a good time, even if it’s just in my living room.

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

I hella wanna get stoned and do art today, but my partners grandparents are coming over for dinner and games
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Meh.. Fuck it, let’s make this interesting 😂 🌳 💨

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

@bunnythedoc Hahahaha we love the healthy exchange tho ♥️

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

“I used to prioritize being liked over being free.” -Brené Brown

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

I think if I’m going to remain dedicated to giving my unsolicited opinion on nearly everything I have to really remember that being alone is the life I’ll sometimes lead 😂 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😭 #whyamilikethis #iwasbornthisway

[tears of a drag queen 💧 @alisontalks]

In case you forgot, let me remind you: I don’t care what you think about me or if you approve of my beliefs