@nostalgiapro@InternetH0F In Australia they just turn the lights on and help you carry stuff to your car. They have house insurance for that bro, no need for things to get bloody.
Every time an audiobook or a podcast episode is ending and the music starts to fade in, I start looking around like “woah— where’s that music coming from???!!” 😮
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I like rollercoaster rides but mostly because they only last for a few minutes and afterwords I can just go eat fried food peacefully. Emotional rollercoasters don’t hit the same lol
I hella wanna get stoned and do art today, but my partners grandparents are coming over for dinner and games
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Meh.. Fuck it, let’s make this interesting 😂 🌳 💨
I think if I’m going to remain dedicated to giving my unsolicited opinion on nearly everything I have to really remember that being alone is the life I’ll sometimes lead 😂 🤷🏻♀️ 😭 #whyamilikethis#iwasbornthisway