Alison Umbarger

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@loganzuber17 Ever tried a @GrillGrate ?!? Perfect sear!!

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@TheEcho13 I’ve never felt more seen by this and then I read the comments and see how many men are misogynists and apparently proud of themselves for it?!? You’re 100% right and the fact that so many men are so quick to dismiss it or can’t understand it is enraging.

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@JoshMalina Richard Gere?!?!!

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@TheBigPic @SeanFennessey @ChrisRyan77 @akdobbins @VanLathan @RobMahoney @akdobbins the way I yelled “NO” when Sleepless was taken from you!!!😢😢

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@MonicaLewinsky SAME!!!! Broke my 100+ streak with that stupid “word”.

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@amandamull I’m so sorry for your loss. How proud he must be of you and your success. So glad he got to enjoy a year with the Bulldogs as reigning champs. ♥️🖤

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@InternetHippo You could really be an innovator and combine those like my cousin did with: “Take a good one!”

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@ImMeganCollins Same movie: “I’m confiscating this……This too.” It’s dumb but it makes me laugh every time.

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@ruledbymercuryy Cube. Right @DianeFeeney330 ?!?!?

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

Thanks @armchairexppod for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 12,014 minutes of it. @ArmchairExpPod #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/AEXA2FT9qi

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

Elon Musk coming into the Twitter office tomorrow

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@keelyktss @kat_kaboom @WhoresofYore Omg same!!! Came here to thank @kat_kaboom for calling it out. Those ALT captions made my week!!!

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@bananafitz Yes. 😢 2000.

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@nbcsnl Dax!!! @ArmchairExpPod

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@picardie_aurora

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@jshkatz Loving the update! Version 2.0 is much nicer and a lot less snarky!!

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@memesiwish Meet Phoebe. The floofiest kitty in all the land. 🥰🥰

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@darth Adding our pretty Phoebe to your feed because she’s fancy and makes me smile.

[Alison Umbarger @alisonumbarger]

@David_Venhuizen What does D.A.R.E. stand for?

My little brother, ~8 at the time:
“Drugs Are Really Excellent”

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