Alison Waring

Pretty funny on paper.

[Alison Waring @alisonwaring]

Dear @Lowes please invest in stronger bags. I only made it 2 steps out of your door 😭😭😭

[Deacon Blues @lusstylucy]

Stephen Colbert: white privilege is going to jail for a terrorist attack on the Capitol, then complaining that the prison food isn't organic, AND THEN THE PRISON GIVES YOU ORGANIC FOOD.

[Alison Waring @alisonwaring]

@TheRealHoarse I’m so embarrassed he’s my representative 🤦🏼‍♀️

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Any person who participated in the invasion of the Capitol yesterday should catch a felony charge even if it carries only a suspended sentence.

Many would no longer be able to own a firearm.

No weapons for traitors.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

18 U.S. Code § 2384 - Seditious conspiracy

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

When the Capitol is cleared and secured, and the joint session of Congress and the electoral vote count is completed, the House and the Senate should proceed immediately to the impeachment and removal of @realDonaldTrump.

[Alison Waring @alisonwaring]

@katiecake Me too. I’d move but the hairless cat has more electoral votes than myself in this household.

[Alison Waring @alisonwaring]

My naked cat keeps setting off the #amazonshow on the kitchen counter. At least it’s not a ghost 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Alison Waring @alisonwaring]

@PayPal @AskPayPal still no response on why you guys denied my claim on an item that was grossly different than what I ordered. What happened to your buyers protection claim?

[Alison Waring @alisonwaring]

@PayPal please explain how you decided to close my dispute in the sellers favor when they sent me literal trash?

[Alison Waring @alisonwaring]

If we can wait until after the election for a critically-needed stimulus package, surely we can wait until then for the appointment of a justice to the SCOTUS.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

👇👇👇👇👇👇

[Alison Waring @alisonwaring]

@LindseyGrahamSC Recent? Why should anyone believe you at all? Plain and simple you’re a liar. Just because it suits you now how about you actually be a man and stand by your original statement.

[Alison Waring @alisonwaring]

#Jerry made it on the mat AND still mat talked the whole team & himself! #cheer

[Alison Waring @alisonwaring]

Drink to your health it’s the only thing money can buy 🍻

[Alison Waring @alisonwaring]

#makeawish parade of fancy cars #celebrationfl @ Corpus Christi Catholic Church https://t.co/Tv39oBbMs3

[Alison Waring @alisonwaring]

I missed breakfast tacos so much that I purchased a breakfast taco maker. I am so happy!!!… https://t.co/ZOXjdmaY0y

[Alison Waring @alisonwaring]

Guys. This is a real thing. And the potatoes are to DIE for.... https://t.co/lGbYWhJ3Xj

[Alison Waring @alisonwaring]

Celebrating our historical high of 7mil with a taco bar at work this weekend! #oldnavy 🌮 🌵 @ Old… https://t.co/y8vpmqoglh