Alissa Talbert

Well, I guess I can't hide my crazy

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Rigged

[out of context new girl @nonewgirlcontxt]

the older i get, the more i realize i’m morphing into nick miller

[Alissa Talbert @alissaatalbert]

All previews for the good doctor remind me of Trent. The thing we missed most about Trent doing golf were the good doctor tweets.

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Did somebody take The Good Doctor hostage???? Show yourself and I’ll bring hell to your doorstep. #BachelorInParadise

[Alissa Talbert @alissaatalbert]

@kellykeegs Can y’all start cutting stems now?? And live react to Zach meeting these women?? I don’t know that I can hear his voice for a full half hour rn @ChicksInTheOff @BarstoolRia @BarstoolFran

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

I fucking hate Carson wentz

[Alissa Talbert @alissaatalbert]

@ChicksInTheOff can we talk about Johnny in the Paradise promo?!? Why are we watching them on a date now?!? @BarstoolFran @kellykeegs @BarstoolTrent @BarstoolRia

[Krystyna Hutchinson @KrystynaHutch]

I missed Hot Girl Summer this year but I’m enthusiastically gearing up for Whore Fall 🍂🍁

[Kelly Keegs @kellykeegs]

I dare someone to call me “rough around the edges” to my face and live to tell the tale #TheBachelorette

[Always On @werealwayson]

If you don’t like Gabby for know who she is, you’re wrong #TheBachelorette

[Alissa Talbert @alissaatalbert]

Out here trying my best #beachbynoon @jtrain56

[mark normand @marknorm]

The hot dog is the perfect symbol for America - it’s enjoyable until you find out how it was made #Happy4thofJuly

[Kelly Keegs @kellykeegs]

It’s shocking to me how people want to tear down any achievement someone gets. “Honorary doctorate, so not really real. Pulverized by the media, but not actually canceled.”

You’re all so intimidated by Taylor Swift

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

1) Goes without saying but everyone saying this is a fucking moron 🌸

2) Get a vasectomy or don’t have sex with women if you’re not ready to see our lives as equal yet

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

As a PFC in the USMC I had an abortion. I’m not embarrassed & have never regretted it. I am 1 in 4. It is your mothers, sisters, coworkers, friends, spouses -tho u may not know bc we’ve been made 2 feel afraid. It is a normal healthcare decision we make for endless valid reasons.

[Alissa Talbert @alissaatalbert]

@BarstoolFran Will there be paradise?!? If Bachelorette starts July 11?!? @kellykeegs @BarstoolRia @BarstoolFran @ChicksInTheOff

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

I’ll be honest, I really don’t care about past bachelor contestants’ opinions right now lol just show us wtf happens we can listen to their podcasts later!!!! #TheBachelor