Lis

Fashion show at lunch !

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Why are we proud of people on their birthday? It’s not like they remember being born

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No one changes their insta handle faster than a Christian girl that just got married 3 hrs ago

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My favorite thing about Covid then and now posts is that everyone will legit say, “this is me 3 years ago when I was 23! And this is me now i’m 26!”

And the comments are: “that’s crazy!!” As if before Covid none of us knew we age every year lol.

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Not me rushing around the office like I’m doing something important when really I’m just headed to the sound of the popcorn machine popping

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Everyone was complaining about how no one got tickets to the Eras Tour a few months ago but according to my social media everyone got tickets 🤔

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My Tears Ricochet on the set list??😭 And August?? A dream come true

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Out of context Ant-Man spoiler

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With homeschooling becoming trendy, I cringe every time I see comments of parents asking other parents their experience. I will die on this hill, if you wanna homeschool, poll the ppl who WERE homeschooled, not parents lol.

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Post cruise depression beats all other vacation blues. How does one cope after being fed 5 star meals three times a day plus snacks?!

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Can parents stop posting their kids throwing fits or being upset about gifts?! EVERYONE has bratty moments growing up bc we have to learn to regulate our emotions. Those are private family moments not viral video material😤

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Ppl be like “I love the tacky Christmas look!!” To describe a traditional tree + green and red decorations and it’s just like, what happened to us as a society that we think that’s tacky??

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I really want to relate to the TikToks about the awful college fashion from 2015-2019, but I can’t because I went to a southern school and wore large t shirts over running shorts for 4 years😭

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Chick-Fil-A is trying so hard to make “Sunjoy” a thing despite the fact we all are going to continue calling it an Arnold Palmer

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Lyft rides to the airport are always torture. Just chilling in the backseat a little hot and nauseous while both you and the driver proceed to ignore each other

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We’re about to have a generation of kids who grow up and speak about Elf on the Shelf in therapy

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I just saw a few comments of ppl saying I was ugly cause I wasn’t wearing any makeup. And I really want y’all to get the help y’all need because makeup isn’t real. I’m beautiful in real life, because of who I am, not what I look like.

[Lis @alissanchezz]

@SHeczko Is this you too??? Lately all the women in my life have made a point let me know they ✨don’t drink ✨coffee ✨

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Women who don’t drink coffee wear it like a badge of pride

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Graduating soon so everyone is asking what I want to do. What I want to do is stumble upon a box of abandoned kittens and raise them as my own

[Lis @alissanchezz]

Watched Persuasion on Netflix. Now I want to watch Persuasion every day of my life