Liss

Shit’ll buff 🤘🏼 Jesus saved•Jeremiah 29:11•Momma•

[Liss @alissasisneros]

Ain’t this about a bitch

[jackie @jackieeejo]

Since WW3 is starting and women can now be drafted, I will say I belong in the kitchen and men are the superior gender. Thank you 💚

[Kristole Perkins @KristolePerkins]

Women with huge personalities always got a laid back man.

[G. @alxxgob]

I’m from Albuquerque but I’m not an Albuquerque bitch… there’s a difference

[Liss @alissasisneros]

Mosquito bite on the ankles are the worst 🙃😒

[M.R. Trujillo🍀 @mrhaytru]

I get so overwhelmed at life sometimes when really I need to be thankful for all I have and get to do

[Liss @alissasisneros]

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[Liss @alissasisneros]

Aspen was asking about heaven today and I was trying to explain to him how in heaven we have eternal life. This kids starts laughing historically and says “wait we turn into turtles in heaven?” 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ sure Aspen sure.

[Liss @alissasisneros]

At this point I’m just gonna buy a pedal bike. 😂😭🤦🏼‍♀️

[Dre @AndreaM_R]

I just wanna lose my mom pouch so I can wear a bikini and not feel like a kangaroo ya know what I mean...

[Liss @alissasisneros]

Friday looks 🍻

[Liss @alissasisneros]

Snap in dark mode is literally changing my life 🙌🏼

[Liss @alissasisneros]

Behind every bad bitch is a car seat. Happy Mother’s day! 💙

[Liss @alissasisneros]

I’m about to choke this man

[Liss @alissasisneros]

Two more days and the hubby and I are Colorado bound 🥰❄️🏔

[Liss @alissasisneros]

@chyannechancey 😂😂🖕🏼🖕🏼

[Liss @alissasisneros]

“Randall there is a cow outside”

[Liss @alissasisneros]

B- where you going babe?
Me- to hell if I don’t change my ways!
B- well I already knew that.
🙃🙃🙃🙃🤦🏼‍♀️

[Liss @alissasisneros]

I need a new windshield but last time I replaced it I totaled my car 🙃🙃 so excuse me while I hold off on that 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[Rose @roseg2016]

Bitches these days just wanna be Kait Davis. It’s me. I’m bitches