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[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Giant 5kg mushroom feeds family for a week https://t.co/hoN4MY5uv2

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Giant 5kg mushroom feeds family for a week https://t.co/hoN4MY5uv2

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

A fire has broken out in the corner of the TV studio.

The panellists on air are ignoring it.

What do you do?

[alissimon @alissimon]

he’s a 10 but he pledged allegiance to the k*ng

[alissimon @alissimon]

so glad I had headphones on to get the full 4D experience #severealert

[alissimon @alissimon]

idk why but this just brought me pure joy

[alissimon @alissimon]

chatgpt: *didn’t understand my request and gave the world’s worst answer*

me: ah that’s perfect thank you so much 🥰

[alissimon @alissimon]

@HelenSimmons8 weirdly I found best way was still doing most creative work between 11-3 but just shifting it back 12 hours to the daytime instead of the nighttime ones

[Matt Raub @mattraub]

I slept on TikTok for YEARS but this is the funniest 11 seconds I’ve ever seen

[alissimon @alissimon]

that dream where you suddenly realise you forgot a key item of clothing

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

🏳️‍🌈

[Kin Records @records_kin]

Thanks for another amazing night yesterday, courtesy of Bea Stewart, @iamcartwright, @alissimon and Peter Martin. See you at the next one soon ✌️

[michael mezz @michaelmezz]

the way these journalists are rendered SPEECHLESS by her response! 👀

she’s got a point, no?
https://t.co/fcde8d8hzC

[alissimon @alissimon]

my dog when i spill the cheerios

[alissimon @alissimon]

was this part of the divine plan? if so i’ll need a celestial sign to indicate which chenille rug to get

[alissimon @alissimon]

crazy how two atoms bonked and ultimately that’s led to me scrolling through the sale section of the dunelm website

[alissimon @alissimon]

me approximately 7 minutes after promising not to ruin the vibe at a party

[DM Arthur @dmarthurmusic]

Big shout out to these lovely folk adding Sinkin’ With Fishes’ to their latest November compilation. Check it out on @AppleMusic @Spotify @youtubemusic 🎃