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we don’t skip mac miller in this car // ♏️ // she/her

[aly @alissspa_]

COLLEGE IS A SCAM

i still want my degree tho

[aly @alissspa_]

i don’t even have a dryer and my windows are painted shut, what is in the nooks and crannies is not my concern

[aly @alissspa_]

you’re welcome to the next tenant of my apartment. what has fallen behind the stove is none of my business but i’m sure it’ll be great

[trash jones @jzux]

oh you have underlying issues? that’s cool mine are all overlaying issues. incredibly obvious issues. just out there for the world to see

[aly @alissspa_]

my favorite thing about staying in one city for 1.5 years for the first time in my adult life is going to my comfort bar in my pajamas after work for the bartender to give me a pep talk, buy my drinks and plan a girls day w me 🥹

[aly @alissspa_]

it says something that i’m going through it rn and told my best friend that i applied for my passport and without missing a beat, she goes “ALY NO YOU CANT JUST RUN AWAY EVERYTIME AND MOVE AGAIN AND LEAVE THE COUNTRY”

…i have been called out and she is right

[aly @alissspa_]

i just want to be a fun south florida girl that eats at local places but IM SORRY applebees hits different and i will be doordashing a 2 for $20 in the safety of my own home

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

one of those midwest trash things I can never shake is the way I fervently believe that fast casual restaurants are delicious. I will go to chilis or olive garden any god damn day of the week and i’ll be a happy camper

[aly @alissspa_]

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[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Me: It’s beautiful outside. Warm and sunny. I am finally feeling happy. Nothing can ruin this.

My Allergies: Hey. Hey you fuckin idiot.

[megs @megsarup]

what mac miller did on the divine feminine can never be done again

[aly @alissspa_]

one of my coworkers called me the human equivalent of a 7/11 bean burrito today and i’m still processing it

[aly @alissspa_]

i started my new year w a girl projectile vomiting down my back in the bar bathroom line wbu

[aly @alissspa_]

much love to the girl sitting next to me at the airport bar at 7am drinking a tito’s soda on what sounded like a work call

[queen anne chonk @anchoastro]

are you normal or does the smell of a fresh pot of coffee actually give you a reason to live

[aly @alissspa_]

sitting at the bar, in my work uniform, at 1am, checking my credit score is a good representation of my life atm

[aly @alissspa_]

so… bartending, right?

[aubrey @aubreybell]

more jobs should be about knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty

[aly @alissspa_]

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[aly @alissspa_]

i believe my local dive bar owes me financial compensation for the amount of lip glosses and vapes i’ve lost there

[aly @alissspa_]

my favorite trait in men is that they will always always always ask me about my septum ring just so they can tell me how much they dislike septum piercings on women