A.L.I.S.T.

📸🏠 I help people get houses without a lot of cash

[A.L.I.S.T. @AList_AL]

Just got off the phone with Black Lives Matter...they said that they wanted to stop straight black men from being killed. ✊🏾

[A.L.I.S.T. @AList_AL]

Girl Math

[Jay Van Bavel, PhD @jayvanbavel]

This is embarassing for @NYMag -- these "gifted" children were about 30X more likely to acheive eminence than their peers. By any standard that is not a "mirage", but the embodiment of whatever metric identified them as gifted.

It's one thing if their writers don't understand baserates and probabilities, but this should have never gotten through editorial review.

[A.L.I.S.T. @AList_AL]

Can’t Get Right

[STREETWORK85NAWF 💫 @Streetwork85N]

Gucci mane biggest hater Hernandez govan locked up in Memphis on stalking and harassment charges

[A.L.I.S.T. @AList_AL]

Druski

[@amuse @amuse]

UK: Athika Ahmed, Wales Health and Diet Ambassador, gets paid $12,000 a month to provide health advice to local residents. What could go wrong?

[A.L.I.S.T. @AList_AL]

Trans Yutes

[Bradley Dewey @BMDKYUSA]

@approject she's doing her best Joe Pesci impression from My Cousin Vinny.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Delete your graduation year from your resume.

[A.L.I.S.T. @AList_AL]

@Selfmade102022 @SaycheeseDGTL @IAmRavenGaines_ Labels gotta pay to get certified, and a lot of times they don’t so the artist wont come looking for their cut

[darealest🤩 @darealestt__]

You did too you fucking whore 😒

[Curtis Scoon @CurtisScoon]

Africans were brought to the western hemisphere to be exploited not compensated.

Once slavery was abolished what to do with the former slaves has always been an issue. The goal has always been eradication not reparations.

The creation of the black elite (Boule pts 1 & 2 ScoonTv App features section) served to misdirect former slaves.

Margaret Sanger did her part. Segregation and Jim Crow did its part. Feminism did its part. Drugs and pop culture doing its respective parts. LGBTQ is doing its part. Artificial intelligence and automation will finish the job.

By 2053 the average net worth of blacks in America will be ZERO. The same as it was in 1865. Let that sink in.

[A.L.I.S.T. @AList_AL]

Graham Platner be like…

[Obaa Afya Hipsy🧚🏼‍♀️🧡 @Hipsy_afya]

They broke into the right house😂

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Woman sues Outback Steakhouse for $1.5 million after "dangerous conditions" led to her slipping on mashed potatoes, resulting in permanent injuries.

[A.L.I.S.T. @AList_AL]

Like when a Baltimore Crab/Liqour store got called out and they put Henny & Crown Royal on sale

[MrFantastic824 B.A.B.G. @mrfantastic824]

The Asian owner pushed a Black woman then gave 50% off & Black women treated that shit like a free Chris Brown concert

[Torraine Walker @TorraineWalker]

Is the @NAACP going to call for a weave store and nail salon boycott in the wake of the Cyrus Belton verdict?

[A.L.I.S.T. @AList_AL]

They boof’d it

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: FBI announces two NIH researchers have been charged with conspiring to smuggle monkeypox into the United States.

[A.L.I.S.T. @AList_AL]

They're setting the stage for another Latasha Harlins

[Curtis Scoon @CurtisScoon]

Any person on public assistance can no longer wire money out of the country.

I don’t see anything wrong with that. Is that racist, too?

[GBX @GBX_Press]

🚨 JUST IN:

​Trump’s sons became partners in a Kazakh mining company.

​Right after the company received a $1.6 billion government contract in the US!

​Are we having fun yet, America?

[Justin Fenton @justin_fenton]

May in Baltimore ended with 8 homicides. That’s down from:
-15 last May
-29 in May 2023
-39 in both May 2021 and 2020
-40 in May 2017
-and 42 in May 2015

[A.L.I.S.T. @AList_AL]

They’re about to commingle the Pride & Protest Funds again.

If you wanna get shot by the police, you got 3 days left

[A.L.I.S.T. @AList_AL]

“See, that’s why I don’t play basketball”

[Spank Horton @SpankHorton]

He said your a gay guy pause 😂😭😂😭😭