Alistair

Twitter stopped being fun. Find me on Instagram.

[Pam Smith 🦖 @revpamsmith]

Looks like Russia may have taken the UK's position as 'Most disliked #Eurovision country'

[BBC Election @bbcelection]

Tory suspended in homophobic row http://bit.ly/cVfeGw

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@nedrick Damn gays.

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@nedrick Ah yes, the glass closet occupied by Miss J. Foster.

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@nedrick He's not out?! Well there's still hope for Balthazar Getty yet. I'll go wait eagerly by the phone.

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@nedrick Some unsurprising news for you to report. Ricky Martin announcing he's a big poof.

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"Brian,we both know I touched it,now if you'd like to keep that between just us, I suggest you sit back down &order me some chicken fingers"

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Another broken Blackberry.

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The silence is kind of reassuring.

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I want an iPhone. Just for Grindr, obv.