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smirking wonderboy

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@HifiSean Take that as a badge of honour, innit?

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@Oldfirmfacts1 "Ginger hair is unacceptable"

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Hi @castlegalleries this arrived today. I've emailed you but no reply. So, safe to open, return as damaged, or claim a chargeback?

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@BumperGraham been watching your chat on jnr there. It was a push. Keeper was embarrassing. But I always remember Dalglish being sent off in the early/mid 80s. Broke my young heart. My dad had it nailed though "it's retaliation son, you just can't do that". Still right today.

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@jewiss @RoyalMileWhisky 1st official distillery 10 year old release

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@GoodSpiritsCo

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So, over the last couple of weeks I've found out that @KLM can delay your luggage by 36 hours, sort of recover from a global IT issue within 24 hours, yet I'm now at 5 days waiting for them to come back to price a date/booking change to a flight 🤣

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@sidlowe Who?

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@PolitlcsUK @ElectCalculus @findoutnow Although it would be a giggle if that were to happen, you could argue that a government needs a strong opposition to keep them on their toes.

Use case - Scotland, 2011-2024

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Thanks @janesaddiction

Love, Glasgow x

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@DuglasTStewart I think it's got a cracking Northern Soul feel to it, this one.

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@DuglasTStewart I think this is one of the most fantastic Duglas-y things that Duglas could ever do.

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@DuglasTStewart I agree. It's very reminiscent of Life Goes On, to me.

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@sidlowe Good Panenka

 https://t.co/8byozSygXV

Shit Panenka

https://t.co/GjGGiZc5Is

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@HifiSean Well Sean, as you will know, a three week flu in Glasgow means that it's now promoted to "The Flu".

Take it easy now....

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@GoodSpiritsCo Chocolate liqueur soup...from a chicken?

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@HifiSean @AvivaUK Replace "can't" with "won't" and you're getting closer to the crux of the matter.

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@AaronMKrouse @TyndrumWhisky @rushtheband @vivien2112 @rushisaband @RushFamTourneys @cygnusx1net Sorry, that coo isn't electric enough for my liking 🙄

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@andy_murray I was just saying to my boss yesterday... I've had a right few good years recently and I feel it's time to chuck my job to protect my legacy 🙄

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@SmellyBusFood @themarkrad If that was an ironic lookalike post - best thing on Internet today.

If that was a seething arse mistaking an identity - best thing on Internet today.

Pretty much win-win 101