ali

[the katerion channel 🇵🇸 🌾 @goodluckkat]

Sports was in inevntered to sell beers

[the katerion channel 🇵🇸 🌾 @goodluckkat]

Knicks hurry up and win I can’t keep drinking six beers every other day

[BIG DEB @DiscoDebbie1]

Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Women when their 20 bedside cans get knocked over: my cans!

[Lena @chancevisitors]

[offering nothing of value] new york needs me

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

no one’s coming to save you . you have to save yourself

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i was born to have fun

[claire sweet @girlfinalboss]

2am in bushwick bro had an entire KITTEN SPREAD

[ali @alistweetz]

biggest culture shock in moving back to nyc is that i don’t need layers going out in the warm weather. LA cranks AC unnecessarily and NYC lets us marinate in our heat and as a perpetually Cold Girl i couldn’t be happier. My bare shoulders haven’t seen a bar in AGES

[ali @alistweetz]

me and @StephenMLangton right now

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

let me know when it’s womanhattan

[ali @alistweetz]

was accidentally very hungover today and had to have my uber driver pull into an alleyway where i swiftly excited his vehicle and vomited on the street. My farewell to Los Angeles

[ali @alistweetz]

doing Psychosocial at casual karaoke night as a threat

[MixologyMemes @MixologyMemes]

give a man a drink and he’ll be drunk for a night, teach a man to make a mezcal negroni and he literally will not shut the fuck up about it

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

girls night

[ali @alistweetz]

is there a way to change my tv commercial settings to stop advertising me 3 different glp-1 brands every god damn commercial break

[Not Now John @fryspati]

The fat nazi who runs this website keeps trying to sneak right wing bullshit onto my timeline thinking I won’t notice