Alison Thomas

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@favid_dink Don't worry, I got it and I'll be screaming I LOVE YOU, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, down the phone at you.

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@Pandamoanimum PeRsOn WhO dOeSNt cArE: it must have taken you ages to type that.

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@EricIdle How crass.

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@huwstephens The Story of Welsh Art is showing again on BBC4. An illustrated book of the series would have been great, but i am writing down the locations so I can visit some day

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@GlennyRodge 17 I'll admit to, 2 I won't.

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@michaelscat2

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@craiguito Have you heard 'Welcome to the Neighbourhood' podcast by @jaydeadams On BBC Sounds, she presents some brilliant examples from around the UK, very funny.

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@SarahGi78263526 @dcsandbrook @TheRestHistory It would make a bloody change that's for sure.

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@glabsandra I was presenting at our company's user group. I was handed some paperwork by a customer with a request to fax it for him (twas the 80s). Loved seeing his face when I took to the podium. To be fair to him, my skirt was the same colour as the hotel tablecloths :-)

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@mrchrisaddison I have a Canon and I loathe it. But I can't go back to HP because I smashed one up with a hammer in my garage one evening, and I think it might have let its kindred know. Actually, I love my Canon, honest 😬

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@watsoncomedian Harrogate Theatre has a comedy festival in October.

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@StuartHumphryes @StephenMulhern Pink for Dangermouse!

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@sarajcox Friend of mine got her head stuck in the gate on her drive. The fire brigade released her and a kindly neighbour gave her a jelly tot. She got it stuck up her nose and had to go to the doctor to have it removed. Makes me laugh out loud 45 years later.

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@Upworthy Times 10, minus 300

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#horizonslive As humans carry on evolving, at what point would we be considered a new species?

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@thestrayferret @Harrogatebc That's bonkers, the RMT members will GO to work to show respect, much more appropriate. Cancelling work on behalf of the community, I don't think she'd be impressed.

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@Upworthy The cost of debt

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@JozNorris I was one of many people who tried to escape before a certain band came back for an encore, and we all stood sniggering in a stairwell for 15 minutes rather than go back in.

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@StuHudson I was a bit suspicious about this one too. Could the media who reported it be persuaded to investigate do you think?

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@Mike_Batt I got thrown out of Rotters in Manchester for refusing to take off my duffle coat.