Ali Houmani

Pilot. Overrated ape.

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

@malakyz No i didn’t mean the traffic! I meant the massive ongoing new projects

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

@malakyz Maybe that explains it

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

@malakyz https://t.co/7alkiU0ALN

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

Indeed

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The first step in saving life on earth is admitting you are the problem.

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

Des étoiles vagabondes qui s’entrechoquent sans bruit.

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

@ZaiterSaadallah 💪🏼💪🏼

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

@the_ghazzawi Lah 🤣 haida li na2esne ana

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

When not being slaughtered for steak or artificially induced to lactate, cows do engage in social activities, just like humans.

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

One of the (few) good investments I’ve made is getting a Bose headset. I’m always one button away from disconnecting from the outside world. 🎧

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

🙄

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

The therapist: there are ups and downs in life 📈📉

[Reddit, Inc. @Reddit]

can't wait to explain this week to my therapist

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

@JowanaLa15 Same here 🤣

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

Thank you.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

After analyzing the birthdays of 10 million married couples in England, researchers found no evidence of attraction or compatibility based on astrological signs

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

@mayadiab It is perfectly okay if you choose not to take it. However, you can’t tell people who are in desperate need for it (weighing the dangers of the vaccine vs. catching covid) to wait and not take it. That could cost them their lives. Or the life of a loved one.

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

@mayadiab You do realize that some of your fans will actually refrain from taking it and put themselves in danger just because you said so? The vaccine was made in a record-breaking time thanks to worldwide collaboration and billions of dollars injected in the vaccine-producing companies.

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

M’en aller. S’évader. 💭

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

I’ve been constantly wondering lately about the paths I didn’t follow.

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

Fast forward please 💥

[Discover Magazine @DiscoverMag]

4.5 billion years into the future, the Milky Way will collide with Andromeda. https://t.co/1cWNimoZCF

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

Beyond Meat and lab-grown steaks could change the numbers in the future though.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

About 84% of vegans and vegetarians eventually go back to eating meat.

[Ali Houmani @alithoumani]

Who said God of Rain doesn’t exist 🤯

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Facing a drought in 2019, priests in Bhopal, India, married two frogs to gain favor with the god of rain.

Two months later, clerics had to divorce the frogs to provide relief from the relentless rain that destroyed more than 9,000 houses.