Cat 🐱

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me peeing in a public toilet stall with a broken lock

[癒しの動物 @animalkyat]

まじでそういうのいいから早く渡ってくれ…

[FTTM @fttm_ph]

we got lost in translation nak 🫨

[nina ✮ @lunarninaa]

when i realize im an adult and can’t just nerd out and read fanfiction all day

[John Palmer @johnpalmer]

working in an office means you just drink an insane amount of beverages

[miia @miiagarro]

clock in
- do just enough work to not get fired
- never do enough work to become important
- clock tf out

[shreya @shreyaatwt]

and for the lady, perhaps a remote job that pays in dollars

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How do i explain to people that i'm not mad or sad, i'm just lazy to speak sometimes

[megan @chismosavirus]

me and the cashier of this restaurant pretending we both didn't just see the worlds biggest cockroach scurry into their kitchen

[• @yducknow]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[𝔙𝔞𝔩 @cotmut]

Yes I am an album repeater! I listen to the same shit every week!

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*

[🇵🇭 ☆ Cloud ☆ // TEAM TRAGEDY @Kimberstar_]

BRANDLESS PEANUT BETTER YEAHHHHHHH

[el @elphobia]

ok thanks I added a new one 2 d list

[autist @litteralyme0]

How I feel after packing a book for a trip and genuinely not even touching it the entire time

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing else.

[kait @willspainting7]

girrrrlllll dinner🥰✨how am I supposed to live with someone else someday when the only thing I want to do in the evenings is eat pasta & read gay fanfiction