desi

dear diary,

[desi @alittledesi]

@elonmusk

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anyone wanna go christmas caroling were singing nicotine & piss

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the sluttiest people eat wings on the bone

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what the fuck i just heard my dentist tell somebody else they were doing so good

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blessed be my friends taking pics of me

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eating fried chicken above the kitchen sink

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@thefinalfrntier havin’ shrimp for breakfast tmrw

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god help me i blacked out in the central market and bought too much shrimp

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at home: i want cheetos
at the grocery store: i don’t really need cheetos
at home again:

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if you come into my room knock first

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anxiously awaiting my issue of lingerie witches

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i love doing drugs (taking melatonin) and partying hard (going to bed)

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i think the scale is trying to tell me i’ve had too many shots

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anxiously awaiting my issue of lingerie witches

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about to go buy a celebratory lamp

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i need someone to take pictures of me like they’re catching a cryptid on camera

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hey does anyone else have the legs hurt symptom

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made a cake but it makes me want to smoke inside and use it as an ashtray. didn’t mean to post a gif but ok

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every time i eat a cherry with a stem: time to be a little freak

[desi @alittledesi]

*eats a cigarette* *eats a cigarette* *eats a cigarette* *eats a cigarette* *eats a cigarette* *eats a cigarette* *eats a cigarette* *eats a