Courtney Grimm

[Courtney Grimm @alittlegrim]

@ColoradoLabor Hi, something went wrong with my claim, and I don't know what. I can't get in touch with anyone by phone or in person. No appts are available. I've been furloughed for 8 weeks and had no assistance. I'm desperate. Please help me.

[Courtney Grimm @alittlegrim]

@MBMBaM this was a long time ago, but ep32 don’t key a car, lentil it. Start to carry dry lentils in your car. When someone parks like an asshole, unscrew the cap from a tire, put a lentil in, and screw the cap back on. It flats the tire but not technically vandalism (I think?).

[Courtney Grimm @alittlegrim]

@DenverPolice man clearly on drugs waving a syringe at convention center rtd stop

[Courtney Grimm @alittlegrim]

@propertobeadded are you at Dinosaur Ridge?

[Courtney Grimm @alittlegrim]

@AricDSandoval so not cool >:(

[Courtney Grimm @alittlegrim]

@propertobeadded Thank you!! Everyone I've told so far has been like "Ferra-what?" I found them in a secondhand shop. barely even been worn!

[Courtney Grimm @alittlegrim]

"Reading, his therapist suggested, had likely been his first drug."

[Courtney Grimm @alittlegrim]

"If this were my country, I wouldn't be angry...I'd drink all day. Take pills. Anything."

[Courtney Grimm @alittlegrim]

@Imthebadwolf zero fucks all around

[Courtney Grimm @alittlegrim]

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul.
John Muir

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

Close only counts in horseshoes and CNN coverage.

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

Fast and Furious 7 is set for a 2014 release. When they get to 10, the producers get a free combo meal at Subway.

[Courtney Grimm @alittlegrim]

I have seen the saddest sight. A dirty man lying half in a gutter next to a pile of uncapped dry erase markers.

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

Just stubbed my toe and, in one fleeting and pain-filled moment of clarity, everything about Björk made perfect sense.

[Courtney Grimm @alittlegrim]

@klyx no, thanks.

[Courtney Grimm @alittlegrim]

@Imthebadwolf umm warm gummi things are delightful. why is it so hard to please you.

[Courtney Grimm @alittlegrim]

@klyx what everyone under 60 is wondering

[Courtney Grimm @alittlegrim]

@Imthebadwolf Right? Pretty sure my muscles are going to hurt forever.