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[Tom @alivewithcake]

@r0bato @NykTerry The NHL does not create replicas for teams or players. It only has the retired original Bowl and Bands, the Presentation Cup given to the team and players to tour with, and a replica that stands in for the Presentation Cup at the museum and for some events.

[joe @BurdenBurner]

Lindor getting abducted by a UFO mid-game would probably not even crack the top 10 worst moments in Mets history

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

In America, a serf may be let free if he picks 64 basketball games correctly

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

JK Rowling when Jeffrey Epstein:

[Shea Station @shea_station]

Pete Alonso has signed with the Orioles on a five-year, $155 million contract, per @JeffPassan

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

The White House made a whole video about arresting Sandwich Guy like he was El Chapo, and he was just acquitted of the only misdemeanor charges that stuck.

[petah @pe_tsar]

“America First” crowd when it’s time to feed 40 million Americans

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[Tom @alivewithcake]

@Danbury_WX Truth is the government doesn't need the chem trails anymore. They have the Mico chips doing that work now

[Junior @MetsJr69]

VIBE.

CHANGE.

[Theo Baker @tab_delete]

To be clear: It's not "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel after comments about Charlie Kirk," it's "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel after threats from Trump FCC chair"

The distinction matters here.

[Tom @alivewithcake]

@MetsJr69 thanks for the pin!

[Tom @alivewithcake]

https://t.co/QOCJM9rwhQ

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

A Fox News anchor saying "Or involuntary lethal injection or something just kill them" about people living on the streets live on air.

This and the dehumanization that comes from this - is what political violence looks like.

[🐝 @beyzhive]

nancy mace after finding out the shooter wasn’t trans

[Tom @alivewithcake]

@swzydzn I think I'm going to become one of those people that entirely swears off the internet. AI is ruining all of it.

[Greg Kaplan @BlueshirtsBreak]

Oh god okay alright we've prepared for this day we all know our responsibilities we can survive this one just stick to the plan