Why the fuck do I come back and find out that Superman and gone and fucking Superboy-Prime is posing as his replacement?
He's not a hero. He's an assmunch.
@MvrkingOfCain been gone and I'm sure you missed me like I did you."
She didn't need to say she did, he could feel it.
Call it a hunch, or maybe he was just that kind of irresistible.
Possibly both.
@MvrkingOfCain
Reunion time.
In the wake of Absolute Power, one Conner Kent finally felt like himself again.
The Amazon force of Amanda Waller had robbed him of his abilities that made him far beyond those of a mortal man.
Even after her scheme had failed, and their--
@MvrkingOfCain countenance as she insisted he'd be made a fool.
"Now maybe in Gotham they'd laugh, but I can assure you that this is the regal attire of the leader of the Khundian Armada."
With both arms now spread wide, that cocky grin returned to his face once more.
"Bring it in, I've--
⠀⠀⠀𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙏𝙉𝙀𝙔 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙈𝙊𝙍𝙀
⠀⠀❝ Sometimes we need to erase them, erase our senses. Then, maybe, the earth will touch us. The universe will speak. The stars will whisper. ❞
@MvrkingOfCain his super hearing that demanded any bat attention.
Thus, when she nearly no showed, he about went to Bat Burger to drink his sorrows away in a Mister Dairy Freeze Milkshakes.
"Tell me you missed me," he said as both soles landed squarely on the dampened rooftop.
Knowing--