Ali Warburton

Oxfordshire lad, Oxford United fan and ale lover living in London. Also a Corporate Marketing and PR Officer at @networkhomesuk. All views are my own.

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But… he did get away with it

[Ali Warburton @aliwarb]

@Se_Railway At Ramsgate and zero info from your colleagues. Might be a train, might be a bus to Deal. No one seems to know. So we’ve just got in a taxi (which will cost us about 45 quid). Cheers @Se_Railway

[Ali Warburton @aliwarb]

@Se_Railway Thank you. None of your colleagues at Stratford or on the train have made any announcements. Which isn’t ideal for passengers who don’t use social media.

[Ali Warburton @aliwarb]

@chilternrailway Hi there, no worries. I booked via LNER instead. Journey was two quid cheaper than the ‘open return’ option you guys were offering.

[Ali Warburton @aliwarb]

Hi @chilternrailway your ticket site isn’t working properly this morning. Keep getting error messages. You’ve already confirmed a pending payment for return to Bicester but the transaction hasn’t gone through.

[Ali Warburton @aliwarb]

You know how dog owners are told not to leave pets in their cars on really warm days? @EastMidRailway think it’s OK for human beings to pay 110 quid to live out this experience on their clapped out intercity trains. #ukrailfail

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

@elonmusk

[Ali Warburton @aliwarb]

Really disappointing @RoyalMailHelp that a @marksandspencer gift voucher for my Mum’s birthday (4 Dec) appears to be stuck at a sorting depot in Swindon. Dispatched on 30 November from M&S’s depot and no update since the 2 Dec.

[Dan Vine @MrDVine]

Who called this show DNA Journey and not Gene Hunt?

#dnajourney

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Forget riots - why not compete in the The EDL-ympics! 🎾🥋🏓

A safe space to express your misdirected hatred 😃

[Neil Henderson @hendopolis]

THE STAR: Toodle Pip! #TomorrowsPapersToday

[Ali Warburton @aliwarb]

@leehillsdon @SteviesBrainRot @ITVX There’s something down there…

[Ali Warburton @aliwarb]

Has this daft twonk @IsabelOakeshott ever actually been to Oxford? At least outside the fancy areas? I would’ve thought Fromage and Tice liked a pair of corduroy slacks to go with their blazers.

[Talk @TalkTV]

Isabel Oakeshott says Oxford has become 'the wokest city in Britain'.

"It is a city of Brompton bikes, corduroy trousers, vegetarian curries and Palestinian flags."

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@Iromg @PeterBleksley @IsabelOakeshott @Barnesy19

[Ali Warburton @aliwarb]

@NGoodrichHsg ‘Copies and pastes’

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

‘I’ve called a general election by mistake’

[Ali Warburton @aliwarb]

@darrengrimes Yeah but Daz, that’s Newcastle outside your train window. You weren’t even in London were you?

[Ali Warburton @aliwarb]

@MyWoolwich But she’d be total disaster and isn’t up to the job. Khan has been mediocre and Labour should have put a different candidate but they haven’t. So he’ll get my vote and I think London’s.