Alejandro Pagán

You matter to me IG: @aliwuzhere he/him/his

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@toky0_martian The way I thought that was me serving RBF in the video 😭

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I need my back cracked and a bear hug🤧

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@rawrythompson Ain’t no way😭😭😭

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@melyssa_amann 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

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[emma @ripavengers]

english teacher on fx has me cracking up

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@melyssa_amann @sweetenerjaack THIS IS SO ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@lukasfromga Love!!!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Rihanna tells ET that she is “starting over” her album:

“I have been working on the album for so long that I kinda just put all that stuff aside. And now, I’m prepared to go back into the studio. Now I’m prepared. So I’m gonna start.”

[Tabitha Brown @IamTabithaBrown]

Dear Mother’s,
You’re doing a good job, even if this is not your best season❤️. Happy Mother’s Day ❤️

[⚪👄⚪ LÚC AMI ✨FATHER OF THE HOUSE OF LIMPWRISTS✨ @alienkingluc]

Also yes as much as I’m gagging (and mostly not gagging) for the fashion. Love THIS even more than any look on the red carpet

[Alejandro Pagán @aliwuzhere]

The one thing I miss about London is when they ask “You okay?” As a way to say what’s up… there’s just something about that with that accent😮‍💨

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American Idol’s audience continues to prove to me that I can’t go on to that show and succeed because so many will be against me and it would have nothing to do with my talents

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The IRS was RELENTLESS with my taxes… they took my money SWIFTLY and gave me NO room to breathe 😮‍💨

[Alejandro Pagán @aliwuzhere]

Guy 1: I’m not gay but I-
Guy 2: Get the f*ck away

Took me OUT🤣🤣 love the effect have on people🤪

[Alejandro Pagán @aliwuzhere]

Little Debbie convinced me to buy her today…. Idk how she did it but I blame the Solar Eclipse

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Im glad I work at a bar now but like, why didn’t I do this sooner… I would’ve been out of debt a lot faster chile but at least we’re here now

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Easter with friends definitely caused some ears to ring I’m SURE, sometimes we’re a bunch of chismosas