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[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

My sister-in-law offered to babysit for the weekend.
I thanked her.
She said, “You two deserve a break.”
So my husband and I booked a hotel.
We came home Sunday afternoon.
The house was spotless.
Laundry folded.
Dishes done.
Toys organised.
Even the junk drawer had been sorted.
Then I noticed something strange.
Our bedroom door was locked.
I looked at my husband.
“I don’t lock our bedroom.”
He tried the handle.
Locked.
He knocked.
“Why is this locked?”
My sister-in-law appeared from the kitchen.
“Oh, I locked it.”
“Why?”

[mcbee @alix_bee]

@CushleyEm @marksandspencer Agreed. My friends and I were saying that we are far more likely to buy a pair of jeans when it’s 20% discount than spend £40 for a £4 return. The maths may be the same in some cases but it’s less of an incentive.

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@StewartBrewing Just thought you’d like to know that at our recent gin club AGM (members : 4) your The Collector gin was the unanimous winner. Sorry Dre and Snoop!

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@TClaim91818 @vueling SCAMMERS

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@vueling Flight to Manchester cancelled. What do you intend to do to get us home/put us up please?

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@PurinaUK Hi. Hello. Recently bought some seniors dog food. Dog was sick three times. Gave her chicken and rice. Reintroduced your food 24hrs later and she was sick again. Concerned it’s a bad batch. How would you like to proceed?

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@TClaim91818 Done. Thank you

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@riverislandhelp have a blue light code but does t appear to be working. Help please.

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@StewartBrewing not sure that’s what the designers had in mind!

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@schuhHELP sadly the feedback option on your webpage doesn’t seem to be working. We’ve just been to the branch at The Fort, Kinnaird Park. The sales assistant Kirsty was an absolute star. Please let the store know.

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Think sorted now. Thank you.

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@HMRCcustomers Hello, I got a car via salary sacrifice. I updated my details online declaring this but my tax code still hasn’t changed. What do I need to do please?

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@HMRCcustomers What the number please?

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@HMRCcustomers Two months ago? I got the car in April and waited to see if there was a lag, then updated it and still no change. Thank you for getting back to me.

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@TheEggChef @therobinlondon Excellent form. Godspeed!

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@TheEggChef @therobinlondon Already?

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@BankofScotland received a text saying I’m about to go overdrawn. My dad, who passed away, was BoS and I used to help with his banking. Not sure if this is his account but we closed it. Not sure if this is a scam text. Help please?

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Then the spa

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First stop the beach!

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@marksandspencer After some poor service in-store absolutely excellent service and resolution from your team here.