Alix Guyot

I used to have something artsy here, then I sold out.

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

@AveloAir trying to change my flight and I get an error on your website and app every time. Need to change it now and I can’t get through on the phone. Any help?

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

@Oatmeal https://t.co/50aGVnzzSh

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He just remembered it’s Veronica and he cheered and sang a song.

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

I got my husband @tom_pentax to watch #VeronicaMars. He likes it but can’t remember her name. Things he’s called her:
Monica Monaco
Vicki Morocco
Victoria Mars
Vulva Mars
The last one is my favorite

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

Me: Ok Google, play Coffee Shop Blend

Google: Ok, here’s Komodo Dragon Blend

It wasn’t bad

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

@MayorHancock I'm ready for 100% clean energy #5280earthday #readyfor100 #denversciencemarch

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

I've been here less than 24 hours, but I feel like I can definitively say New Hampshire loves Billy Joel. #newhampshire #pianoman

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

@TangoCharlie I want this on a shirt to wear everyday until the election

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

More Cowbell!!! #DemsInPhilly

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Entering hour 6 waiting for @AmericanAir flight 1569 and still no crew! Cancel the flight or get a pilot now.

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

Gotta watch those breezes #SB50

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

Why can I buy a TB hard drive that fits in my hand, but our cable box still looks like a VCR from 1995? #whycomcastwhy #ihatecable

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

@AmericanAir why is flight 2575 delayed 3 hours? The plane is just sitting there.

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

Does anyone else think Drake did the woman from Hotline Bling a favor by leaving? Her life sounds way better now. #champagneonthedancefloor

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

@mametown I just bought your book! In the airport… a little tipsy. You were in excellent company. #bestbookshelf

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

I always feel like Liz Lemon when I order takeout for me but they give me two sets of silverware. #sorrynotsorry

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

If you're a grown man who can't put your bag in the overhead correctly, the flight attendant should be allowed to sack tap you.

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

Dave & Buster's has dress code. And surprisingly it's more than not being covered in your own vomit.

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

Got on the delta terminal shuttle in JFK. Lights went off, Latin club music came on. It's a party up in here!

[Alix Guyot @alixkatherine]

I nominate @peacekeepersnyc for a Shorty Award in #webshow because I love the concept and want more!