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[alix benton @alixmbenton]

Me after a long day of not getting the attention I need and deserve

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

Update- this did NOT end up getting me pregnant. But ONE month of tracking my ovulation… did. With twins. So… there’s that 😅😅

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

Today at the gym my boyfriend looked at a heavy set of weights and said, “come here” and now I think I’m pregnant 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

Taylor being out of town means ordering pizza x and baked within the same minute and making Ellis answer the door when either of them get here.

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

I’ve been locked out of my twitter for two years and I finally got back in this morning 😭 anyone still here??? HI!!!

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

@lizbeth_conway Bed girl takes bath… *bath girl* 🫧

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

I realize this tweet is about a year and a half too late… but people that wear a mask in their car. Why.

[Olivia Davidson @LivOD]

I desperately need everyone to understand that gas prices are affected by way more than who is in the White House.

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

The amount of times I pull up to my office and reach for my garage door opener as if that’s going to unlock the front door. Stop. Why.

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

It bothers me so much when people don’t match my energy for things 🥴🥴 like for what reason are u not so excited for said event that you haven’t downloaded a countdown app on ur phone and aren’t screen shotting the updates to me daily? Y rnt u extra af?

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

I’d be mad at educators too if they’d never taught me the appropriate your*

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

I think from here on out, every time I think I want a boyfriend, I’m just gonna get another dog.

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

This isn’t one of those “I woke up today and chose violence” moments.... but.... all the girls that stayed w they mans after they cheated on them 🥴🥴 how

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

I have finally reached the level of having so many tattoos, that people don’t even notice when I get new ones 😅😇

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

@Leah_Groff @lizbeth_conway Hahahah hi just now seeing this you can both suck it I’m loyal to the Apple.

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

@AriannaDantone Followed bihhh set it up

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

@desbfit 💦

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

Do whatever you want w that info... felt compelled to share

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

I am obsessed w trying to find out if the girls I follow on IG have boob jobs or not

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[alix benton @alixmbenton]

PA PA PA PA IM SCREAMINGGGGG