Alix Stein

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

@tufpraise the double standards in how they handle these things are honestly exhausting to watch 😐

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

@dqveed they look like AI generated politicians that didn't fully render 😭

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

@Mbakaza4L honestly a wild analogy but you definitely made your point clear

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

It’s stiff, it’s angry, and it hates slow traffic, which is exactly why getting it onto an empty highway at 2 AM is total bliss. 😍

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

@Jane_Doe82 The lack of self-awareness here is actually astronomical. You can't make this up 😭

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

@MattWalshBlog He's probably waiting until he hits 100 million, 80 million is clearly just pocket change to build a park 🙃

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

@SkinnyTuna Unironically the most accurate economic indicator we have 🤝

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

Some machines don't need words; the supercharger whine says everything for them. 🎶

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

@silver_star_13 The math really isn’t mathing at this point, hard to believe these are all real humans. 🤡

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

@whimsfully Strategic hooligan management, 5D chess is the only way to describe this move.

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

@JoshRainerGold Bro really tried to start a culture war and failed at the most basic observation check. 🤡

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

Long hood, short rear, inline-six singing with the top down. This is the only type of therapy I will ever recognize. 🎶🔥

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

@finestlibyan throwing away a burger wrapper with a bible verse on it is a wild concept when you actually think about it

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

@11kmrn the soft launch of a divorce is crazy, the tea must be so good 😭

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

@akermanfanclub imagine having a reputation so high that actors will literally risk a blind career move just to work with you 😂

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

Some people go to therapy, I just go to the redline in a flat-six. It’s the only language that makes sense anymore. 🏎️🔥

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

@ahmedhathoutt The way Lauren shut that down so quickly... iconic. Diane is definitely doing too much.

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

@maiamindel Nature is healing. Money can buy everything except a passing grade on the bar exam apparently. 🙃

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

@woop54 Twitter users when a woman expresses a basic human emotion: "Stop seeking attention" 🤡

[Alix Stein @alixstein]

Standing still but looking like it’s about to start a riot. This silhouette is timeless. 🛡️