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Wats up ?? Xxx

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Sitting in a lesson thinking, why the hell will I need this in the future.

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Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They laugh and call you something even more offensive

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Me waking up: I can't wait to go to sleep tonight.

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do you ever just look at people at school and have a sudden urge to push them down the stairs

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Me: No one ever texts me. Someone: Hey. Me: No not you.

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Sometimes I have the feeling I should get out of bed, but then I think, mmm... better not.

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If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them till they get it.

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Not being able to finish a sentence because you're laughing so hard at the ending.

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Dear family, just because I'm laughing when I'm reading a text, does not mean I'm flirting with someone.

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My days are backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.

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Did you know if you scream "Bloody marry" 3 times in the mirror at 3AM, your mom will tell you to shut up and go to bed.

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Me: Mom do you want any help? Mom: No thanks sweetie. *5 minutes later* Mom: HONEST TO GOD ITS LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE!

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Home Alone! Expectation: Party! Party! Reality: Peeing with the door open.

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Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the house.

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"Can I ask you something?" "You're already asking."

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Everyone has that one friend that ignore their calls, then act like they never got the call in the first place.

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Me: *Breathes* Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE

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Naked old people http://t.co/x5p8SRU1

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I hate mosquitoes! I mean, I know I'm delicious but damn.

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Trying to balance the light switch between "ON" and "OFF".