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[Aliyah @aliyahk888]

@Adarshika3 because I have 2 friends irl but 5 followers on twitter so thought i’ll approach the masses

[Aliyah @aliyahk888]

bro whats the gym word for subscription like you SUBSCRIBE TO PRIME BUT YOU WHAT TO THE GYM I forgot

[Aliyah @aliyahk888]

I haven’t studied in so long I just made a to-do list and subconsciously wrote do linear algebra season 5 😭😭😭

[Aliyah @aliyahk888]

feeling sad

[yuga @Yuga_4]

Im scared of Twitter

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Such a weird game when you think about it

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

ur welcome

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

Trump playing snake on Nokia 1100 right now.

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

you all caps text a word once and for the rest of your phone’s life it’s like ah yes POSTMATES

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

HOWS EVERYONES GROUP TEXTS GOIN

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Dentists are obsessed with teeth

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

I’m on my phone 16 hours a day? Great, that means I’m getting a solid 8 hours sleep

[Aliyah @aliyahk888]

@Yuga_4 💅🏻💅🏻don’t come my home

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

i read 90 pages in a book yesterday. felt like a major accomplishment

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Life should be lived

[:p @UnkleDell]

halfway through the mcchicken you just gotta stop and think about why your life has become this way

[Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman]

I can’t believe I agreed to wear the matching underwear too.

[Tanmay Bhat @thetanmay]

Jadddduuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“Stop sending me this étron” - Audi