weird Al

find me in my Mitsubishi eatin sushi bumpin fugees

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

Like what even is considered cancellation? U can still buy dr Seuss books and watch pepe le pew if that’s what ur heart desires u know??

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

I feel like I hear ppl making a fuss out of things being “cancelled” than I actually hear about the actual thing being “cancelled” u know??

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

thinking about using my twitter strictly as a married at first sight fan account considering that's all I use it for lately lmao, if you are a reality tv fan & aren't watching mafs..oh u missin out

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

#MAFS

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

ok did erik & virginia have some aggressive energy w the way they came into dinner, for sure (maybe a lil liquid confidence) BUT chris was fr ready to square up with virginia earlier on, so i get the need to set a boundary. That convo could've been more mature on both ends, BUT

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

if Chris had really reevaluated his actions like he said, then he would know he was in the wrong & just said ok I'm sorry & moved on like he's been saying he wants to do. Also chris have u seen the show before? the whole nation is in your business rn, that's what u signed up for

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

Wow these “experts” did Paige soooo wrong. She is handling this situation with so much grace cause lord knows I’d be irate #mafs

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

You ever just be mindin your business and all of a sudden start vibing to katti kalandal from just dance

[Gabby 🫧 @bria_simone21]

No one:
Me alone in the kitchen: Okay guys so now I’m going to preheat my oven to 350

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

I have a crush on Lil Papi from Pose and I seriously blush every time he calls Angel beautiful ugh 😩

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

Good morning, I woke up to multiple messages from an old high school classmate asking me to sell him “sweaty, crusty, stinky, well worn socks and sneakers twice a month for $1000”

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

Is the new season of Euphoria supposed to come out in 2020? That would be the best thing to happen in this wretched year

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

THANK YOU!

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Imagine thinking Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith's marriage is yours to assess or judge. Two human beings, imperfect like everyone, working out their problems on their own terms and people feel the need to weigh in on how they do it. Get a life, honestly.

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

My eyes are so swollen from crying all day. I just want baby Ollie to be ok & to come home. Why do bad things happen to animals? I wish they were immortal. This is just the cherry on top of the shit sundae that 2020 is.

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

It’s such a crazy concept, right?! That women can be sexual beings and have sexual fantasies, but don’t want to be sexually assaulted and don’t condone sexual assault. It’s just so crazy right?! RIGHT?! Hhahahahahahahvehjzbsvqtskflveuskwbwhsjsnenjdlek

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

Like wow God forbid that women don’t want a sexual predator, who has been accused of sexual assault by an overwhelming amount of women & has openly talked about forcibly touching women’s vaginas, to be the president of the USA.

[weird Al @aliyepezzz]

If I see one more person post that dumb ass Tim Allen post that spews misinformation I am gonna lose it. I cannot even read past the part that says “Women are upset at Trumps naughty words – but, they also bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Gray.” STOP WITH THIS NARRATIVE

[Edana @RedSaid]

#VanessaGuillen is only 20. She had told her mom that a Sargeant on base was harassing her. All her keys, ID, and wallet were found at her workspace the day she disappeared. Please share her story so that she can be found safe & reunited w/ her family in Houston.