✨Aliyah✨

funnier in real life

[fiyin 👸🏽 @fiyin_a_]

“How are you?” every day. Please, my brother.

#saynotopenpalism

[cianna @realslimsh4dy]

They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful

[g. @heiskgx]

i don’t like hints, be straightforward or stfu

[Dhokla @dietdhokla]

when the joke is over but I got a laughing disorder

[✨Aliyah✨ @aliyyyah__]

Nothing makes me happier than getting someone a gift and they love it

[J 🇩🇿 @Jxs_b]

That ‘you don’t owe anyone anything’ culture pisses me off. You owe people human decency.

[A ᥫ᭡ @404duaa]

both - double trouble

[✨Aliyah✨ @aliyyyah__]

Everytime I remember Akon sang chammak challo i’m mind blown again

[Scotty @Dotsy1978]

Wtf has happened to the price of hotel rooms?? I only want to stay a night not buy the fucking hotel.

[✨Aliyah✨ @aliyyyah__]

Not saying I’m better than any of you but I did have a blue peter badge

[rowan @lacememoir]

i love when people say something is so me like yes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is so me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 thank you for knowing me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[frannie-ann 🇯🇲 @LadySeeSaw_]

Every video and angle of Dexta Daps at carnival is killing me... why was he so twiss up? 😭😭🤣

[✨Aliyah✨ @aliyyyah__]

Fanta Lemon (on holiday)

[@Nam..sharma @sharm42453]

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

who the FUCK thought it was a good idea to add a kung fu software to robots😭

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

manners are so important to me. i hate rude ass people with a passion . 😭

[✨Aliyah✨ @aliyyyah__]

Asked this 65 yr old grandad how he met his wife etc, then he comes out with “she’s a wonderful wife I’ve been with her 40 years but I will never call her the love of my life though, I let that one go when I was 22” sorryy ???

[✨Aliyah✨ @aliyyyah__]

Can’t stop watching prison food videos. The possibilities with a kettle are endless by the looks of things

[✨Aliyah✨ @aliyyyah__]

@defonot_tee Yesss but get the smaller one with flip straw, bigger one is too heavy when full