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[ak @alizard22]

I’m quitting Diet Coke

[ak @alizard22]

@Mid30sManhattan the day someone proposes to take me to splounge on a first date is the day I kill myself

[∩ @zachpogrob]

As a man you should not live in West Village

Hard to take someone seriously if they live there

[ak @alizard22]

I love the Les idc what anyone else says

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .

[F Train Freddy @FtrainFreddy]

it cant be all Montauk all the time. someone has to hold it down in Williamsburg

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

hey sorry i missed your text friday are you still out drinking

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

This is true for a lot of women. Once she has a certain life she has no need for twitter.

Twitter is a cafe. That's always been a male thing. No matter how good or bad your life is. The cafe is just for hanging out

[໊ @soysabil]

nothing humbles you faster than re-reading your own texts and realizing you sound insane

[valentine @valawakened]

sorry for sending u 20 posts in a row. everything in the entire world reminds me of u. becuase i love you

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

A lot of women are stagnant in their careers/goals because they’re creating sexual soul ties with losers.

You are being energetically siphoned, emotionally dysregulated, and creatively suffocated.

Lock in bby girl.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what if we were ducks and kissing and in love

[Kirby Carlisle @2010brianwilson]

Why would you kill youself when orchard street exists

[ak @alizard22]

always appreciate the novelty of a gay man hitting on me

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

let me know when it’s womanhattan

[cj- @cjnieI]

I don’t care about the strait of hormuz or that virus I only care about being tan and skinny

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion. You just have a false god

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Claude Code exploring my codebase for the first time

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back

[gill @contactabrother]

job market so bad im waiting to use the treadmill at 2pm