Alyssa Carpenella

[Alyssa Carpenella @alizardmarie23]

@iluminatibot Does the vaccine carried std now. What a reach 😂

[Alyssa Carpenella @alizardmarie23]

@TheInsiderPaper How about anyone who is committing violence against anyone 🤷🏻‍♀️ just a thought 🙃

[Alyssa Carpenella @alizardmarie23]

@FOX13News Ok so
strange world - gay characters
Alice in wonderland did drugs
Snow White ate poison
Princess and the frog does voodoo
Zootopia shows drugged animals
Turning red talks about puberty and periods

Y’all will cry no matter what movie it is .

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

💔

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

We really work 5 days a week just for 48 hours of freedom LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Stock enthusiast – Justin Adolph @hout1213]

Are you an empath or were you just raised in a household where you had to anticipate the emotions of everyone around you to protect yourself so now you can sense a bad mood with the wrong eye contact or even breathing?

[karabara @k_dubzz21]

it’s a true tragedy that mtv created so many great shows that they could replay but instead choose to play ridiculousness for 22 hours a day

[Alyssa Carpenella @alizardmarie23]

Being essential is rough

[Alyssa Carpenella @alizardmarie23]

@HaileeOstapko Seriously

[Elizabeth Gaskell stan account @Ms_Ojo]

Asked my son to eat his food or I'll switch off the TV and he stood up from his chair and switched off the TV.

He's now playing by himself and has abandoned both the food and TV. What does this mean?

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey

9 year old me: wow how embarrassing

[Alyssa Carpenella @alizardmarie23]

@TrevDon $0.00

[Alyssa Carpenella @alizardmarie23]

@HaileeOstapko Racetrack! They have frozen yogurt !

[KS | ❤️‍🔥 @Kaleighsuejo]

Before and after. wow.