alize🌻

[alize🌻 @alize_xx]

Last night Jacob and the boys and I were cuddling and he was like all the frys are in this bed and I was like I’m not a fry yet and he was like then you can just be the box since we’ve all been inside of you anyways 😂

[alize🌻 @alize_xx]

Did

[Aidette 💋 @itsaidettec]

Make me your header 💋

[alize🌻 @alize_xx]

@awesomeniemeier Very! 😂😂

[alize🌻 @alize_xx]

Jacob literally slurps his eggs instead just eating them like a normal person 🤮

[alize🌻 @alize_xx]

@awesomeniemeier And I made eye contact 😅 jk jk

[alize🌻 @alize_xx]

@awesomeniemeier It’s odd to watch 😂

[avery gonzales @Avery__Gonzales]

Ya know I wasn’t and still am not a fan of the Obama administration but never, not once did I ever wish death on him or his family. AND THAT is the difference between left and right.

[alize🌻 @alize_xx]

@SarahMarkham23 Dude I had my first the other day and it was terrible, how do you cope with them in case I get another

[🥷🏽 @Ej_Ballout]

Need my soul cleaned. Ion wanna be mad, mean, or irritated fast...anymore

[ari 🪐 @arianaaapretty]

The amount of ugly I look in front of my boyfriend sometimes is just not okay lmao

[alize🌻 @alize_xx]

@bonitaa_leelee Dude whyyyy

[alize🌻 @alize_xx]

Is it weird that I’m literally terrified to take any kind of medicines because I am scared of the side affects

[alize🌻 @alize_xx]

@awesomeniemeier I really just wasn’t impressed!

[alize🌻 @alize_xx]

Who else has watched Tax Collector and thought it was horrible?

[syd!!! @sydmonee]

miley cyrus lied... it is NOT a party in the usa 😔

[alize🌻 @alize_xx]

@awesomeniemeier The storyline was good, just the actors weren’t all that great, it kinda made the movie look really cheesy!

[alize🌻 @alize_xx]

@traelynnn You’re doing good just a little bit longer. Enjoy your rest

[Mia @Mamma__Mia]

When Big Sean said “fuck a vacay I feel better at work”, I didn’t feel that. Idk wtf he was talking about.

[JC @JoeyClesceri]

I’m with all the shits